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Got Duc

#21435
November 16, 2008, 04:22:09 PM
hah

That is too funny!

My niece named my moose "gus"
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

TiNi

#21436
November 16, 2008, 04:22:41 PM
Quote from: GotDuc on November 16, 2008, 04:20:18 PM
It all depends on the size of the yard.

our property is about 2 acres, 600+ of land trust across the street and 300+ private acres behind me

jdubbs32584

#21437
November 16, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
Well, the place we're lookin at needs some work apparently. Wiring needs to be cleaned up (Mother mentioned some technical stuff that I didn't understand), needs carpet, sheet rock needs to be patched (??), needs a cooking stove and no washer and dryer. Oh, and no furniture of course. I look forward to dragging him to IKEA and Potter Barn again.  [evil]

ducpainter

#21438
November 16, 2008, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: JBubble on November 16, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
Well, the place we're lookin at needs some work apparently. Wiring needs to be cleaned up (Mother mentioned some technical stuff that I didn't understand), needs carpet, sheet rock needs to be patched (??), needs a cooking stove and no washer and dryer. Oh, and no furniture of course. I look forward to dragging him to IKEA and Potter Barn again.  [evil]
Mom in IKEA and Pottery Barn...?


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

He has a blank look...doesn't he?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


jdubbs32584

#21439
November 16, 2008, 05:00:25 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 16, 2008, 04:59:07 PM
Mom in IKEA and Pottery Barn...?


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

He has a blank look...doesn't he?

he stuttered too.

its so easy to torture him.

Statler

#21440
November 16, 2008, 05:01:25 PM
Every guy loves a couple dozen trips to pottery barn and ikea.    feed him a few martinis first and offer to drive.   [cheeky]

(I'm good for one trip when we know exactly what we're looking for...I fade fast with browsing)

New places are exiting though.  
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#21441
November 16, 2008, 05:03:33 PM
Quote from: Statler on November 16, 2008, 05:01:25 PM
Every guy loves a couple dozen trips to pottery barn and ikea.    feed him a few dozen martinis first and offer to drive.   [cheeky]

(I'm good for one trip when we know exactly what we're looking for...I fade fast with browsing)

New places are exiting though.  
Fixed it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Statler

#21442
November 16, 2008, 05:05:37 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 16, 2008, 05:03:33 PM
Fixed it.

my martinis are in pint glasses.   maybe your fix still applies.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#21443
November 16, 2008, 05:07:49 PM
Quote from: JBubble on November 16, 2008, 05:00:25 PM
he stuttered too.

its so easy to torture him.
Careful....

as time goes by...

we have a way of...

getting even.   ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


jdubbs32584

#21444
November 16, 2008, 05:09:52 PM
Quote from: Statler on November 16, 2008, 05:01:25 PM
Every guy loves a couple dozen trips to pottery barn and ikea.    feed him a few martinis first and offer to drive.   [cheeky]

(I'm good for one trip when we know exactly what we're looking for...I fade fast with browsing)

New places are exiting though.  

We're looking forward to it. Its on the mountain, plenty of land. Oh, its got an antique claw foot tub too (but no shower....apparently you can install a shower though?).

I gotta figure out the heating situation. Its got a stove that heats the place. Get to play with fire.


Quote from: ducpainter on November 16, 2008, 05:07:49 PM
Careful....

as time goes by...

we have a way of...

getting even.   ;)

I've discovered that. It wasn't pretty after I put my cold toes on him.

I can't decide if we should just do all the IKEA/Pottery Barn in one trip or if I should do small doses...

ducpainter

#21445
November 16, 2008, 05:11:02 PM
Quote from: JBubble on November 16, 2008, 05:09:52 PM
We're looking forward to it. Its on the mountain, plenty of land. Oh, its got an antique claw foot tub too (but no shower....apparently you can install a shower though?).

I gotta figure out the heating situation. Its got a stove that heats the place. Get to play with fire.


I've discovered that. It wasn't pretty after I put my cold toes on him.

I can't decide if we should just do all the IKEA/Pottery Barn in one trip or if I should do small doses...
Depends on how many martoonies you can get into him.   ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#21446
November 16, 2008, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: JBubble on November 16, 2008, 05:09:52 PM
We're looking forward to it. Its on the mountain, plenty of land. Oh, its got an antique claw foot tub too (but no shower....apparently you can install a shower though?).

I gotta figure out the heating situation. Its got a stove that heats the place. Get to play with fire.


I've discovered that. It wasn't pretty after I put my cold toes on him.

I can't decide if we should just do all the IKEA/Pottery Barn in one trip or if I should do small doses...
Don't drag out the agony. Prep him, take him, get it all over with in one shot and then be veeerrrrry nice to him.  He'll eventually recover, and the time it takes depends on just how nice you are to him.   
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Got Duc

#21447
November 16, 2008, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: JBubble on November 16, 2008, 05:09:52 PM
We're looking forward to it. Its on the mountain, plenty of land. Oh, its got an antique claw foot tub too (but no shower....apparently you can install a shower though?).

I gotta figure out the heating situation. Its got a stove that heats the place. Get to play with fire.


I've discovered that. It wasn't pretty after I put my cold toes on him.

I can't decide if we should just do all the IKEA/Pottery Barn in one trip or if I should do small doses...

On the mountain?

Sounds like a good place to me
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Popeye the Sailor

#21448
November 16, 2008, 05:14:30 PM
Paula hates shopping  ;D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Statler

#21449
November 16, 2008, 05:15:23 PM
It's still buy a flounder a drink month
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