The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[red baron]

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when
her car broke down.

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride
to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was
uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a
Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the
service-station attendant. 'Nothing,' the woman answered.

'I merely sat behind hi m on the horse, put my arms around his waist,
and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'

'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use
saddles'

[Bick]

Morning, DP. 

Morning Left Coasters. (for those that are up)

It is now a balmy 37.  Sun is shining.  Might have to take a quick run up the canyon in a bit.  [moto]

[lethe]

Note to self: never accept a horseback ride with an Indian.

[TiNi]

Note to self: never accept a horseback ride with an Indian.

[Popeye the Sailor]

'ning!


Paula just got breakfast in bed.


So spoiled.

[TiNi]

'ning!


Paula just got breakfast in bed.


So spoiled.

that's so nice of you...

what'd you do? 

[Popeye the Sailor]

that's so nice of you...

what'd you do? 

I'm leaving for ten weeks. This is not ideal 

[TiNi]

I'm leaving for ten weeks. This is not ideal 

that's a long time... i couldn't do it

[DesmoDiva]

afterNing.

3 of 5 bikes in storage.  2 are still defrosting in our garage. 

It is a nippy day for riding. 

[Popeye the Sailor]

that's a long time... i couldn't do it

If you were her or me? 

[TiNi]

If you were her or me? 

i'm always me 

i was thinking what it would be like without my sweetie for that long 

[DesmoDiva]

What are the dogs going to do without   or  ?

[Popeye the Sailor]

What are the dogs going to do without   or  ?

Be healthy and sober I imagine.


I don't know how they'll deal with that.

[Popeye the Sailor]

i'm always me 

i was thinking what it would be like without my sweetie for that long 

At least this time I should have internet. They may also pay for her to come out, however, I'll be working, and she'll be cold.



Kazakhstan won't work out near so well.

[TiNi]

At least this time I should have internet. They may also pay for her to come out, however, I'll be working, and she'll be cold.

that's good
so, we won't know the difference, 'cept you'll be closer to "my hours"