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#23925
December 10, 2008, 06:52:44 PM
Good EveNing.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#23927
December 10, 2008, 07:03:03 PM
I was thinking more along these lines:
http://www.youtube.com/v/vxJUhgubWYc&hl=en&fs=1
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#23928
December 10, 2008, 07:11:04 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 10, 2008, 06:31:11 PM
[laugh]

Im smarter than that. . .

I accidentally stuffed my Amazon.com VISA card bill into the paper shredder.  I just spent 20 minutes wading through the online maze that = Chase to pay a $17.00 bill  :P
That's not bad.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Buckethead

#23929
December 10, 2008, 07:13:23 PM
Quote from: Bick on December 10, 2008, 07:03:03 PM
I was thinking more along these lines:

I had that song stuck in my head all through boot camp.  [bang]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#23930
December 10, 2008, 07:37:31 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 10, 2008, 07:11:04 PM
That's not bad.

Don't get me wrong.. .

ive done worse.

Ive had stitches in my eyelid. . .

and it was my own fault   :o  8)  ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#23931
December 10, 2008, 07:38:58 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 10, 2008, 07:37:31 PM
Don't get me wrong.. .

ive done worse.

Ive had stitches in my eyelid. . .

and it was my own fault   :o  8)  ;D
I had a fishhook in my earlobe...

wasn't my fault.

I do have a nice scar on my arm that a bonehead move on my part was to blame.  ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


jdubbs32584

#23932
December 10, 2008, 07:50:13 PM
Mother elbowed me in the head hard enough to leave a lump and a bruise. On 'accident'.

Does that count as a bone headed move?

ducpainter

#23933
December 10, 2008, 07:52:48 PM
Quote from: JBubble on December 10, 2008, 07:50:13 PM
Mother elbowed me in the head hard enough to leave a lump and a bruise. On 'accident'.

Does that count as a bone headed move?
Technically.... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#23935
December 10, 2008, 07:57:24 PM
Quote from: JBubble on December 10, 2008, 07:55:59 PM


[laugh]
It's much more of a bonehead move when you do it to yourself.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Buckethead

#23936
December 10, 2008, 08:01:52 PM
I'm gonna spend the next 10 minutes trying to figure out how one would elbow themselves in the head.  ???
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#23937
December 10, 2008, 08:04:59 PM
I bet Spidey's done it
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

TiAvenger

#23938
December 10, 2008, 08:05:25 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 10, 2008, 06:02:50 PM
that's enough of that...

where's Ian...

he started this... ;D

You rang? 

ducpainter

#23939
December 10, 2008, 08:07:32 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 10, 2008, 08:01:52 PM
I'm gonna spend the next 10 minutes trying to figure out how one would elbow themselves in the head.  ???
I meant any self inflicted boneheaded move...

not necessarily the elbow.   ;D

Quote from: Court-Jester on December 10, 2008, 08:05:25 PM
You rang? 
You're late. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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