The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Rev. Millertime]

I guess if I were to picture IZ as a sci-fi character....

[lethe]

I'm going to go to bed now and curse bitterly in the darkness until sleep begrudgingly takes me.

I guess if I were to picture IZ as a sci-fi character....

Rick Moranis is too tall.

[ducpainter]

they issue them to all the storm troopers

makes sense

[Grampa]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a Ducati mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, 'I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting.' The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.' The instructor went on to say, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler.'

[Rev. Millertime]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a Ducati mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, 'I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting.' The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.' The instructor went on to say, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler.'

[ducpainter]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a Ducati mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, 'I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting.' The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.' The instructor went on to say, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler.'

you just made that up...

din't ya?   

[Buckethead]

Oh, no, that's a Derby^nth.

I heard that one from my auto tech teacher in high school.

And then from the guys in the garage at the DOT the summer I worked there.

[TiNi]

yup... even i've heard that one 
it's a good one too 

[ducpainter]

Oh, no, that's a Derby^nth.

I heard that one from my auto tech teacher in high school.

And then from the guys in the garage at the DOT the summer I worked there.

yup... even i've heard that one 
it's a good one too 

I've heard 11ty billion of 'em...

but never that one.

[T]

Thank you James that was funny!

[TiNi]

hi t

pssssssst.... i think it was bp's joke

[Grampa]

  James

cut and paste.... cut and paste  

[cyrus buelton]

I had fun sunday

[T]

oops

[Buckethead]

S'okay, T.

About the only joke I can consistently remember involves an old Irishman and a sheep.