The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Popeye the Sailor]

'Ning!

[Slag]

It is a bit early for me, I must say.

[ducpainter]

It is a bit early for me, I must say.

me too...

I'm going back to bed.

[Slag]

I am going to try 

[Mother]

Last night I saw a pinical (sp?) of stupid human tricks. Main highway is shut down due to slides (big 4 lane supporting all the traffic to the ski resorts...its friday) and rerouted to a little 2 lane back road. On this road, is a single lane, traffic light controlled bridge, 10 cars from east bound get to go then 10 west bound, easy right?     oh     hell     no      Dead center of the bridge, a lady does a 19 point turn around because who-the-make the beast with two backs-knows and screws up the light. So now you have cars nose to nose on this single lane bridge, with literally no place to go, and traffic backed up for miles. 

[Oldfisti]

Last night I saw a pinical (sp?) of stupid human tricks. Main highway is shut down due to slides (big 4 lane supporting all the traffic to the ski resorts...its friday) and rerouted to a little 2 lane back road. On this road, is a single lane, traffic light controlled bridge, 10 cars from east bound get to go then 10 west bound, easy right?     oh     hell     no      Dead center of the bridge, a lady does a 19 point turn around because who-the-make the beast with two backs-knows and screws up the light. So now you have cars nose to nose on this single lane bridge, with literally no place to go, and traffic backed up for miles. 

                                                 How'd it end?

[Slag]

I am so glad I went back to sleep!

[ducpainter]

still morning

[Slag]

My wife will completely miss morning, and sleep right through until afternoon It's not fair. Not fair at all 

[Mother]

it ended with me in 4 low taking the scenic tour through the woods to the skidder access. all hail the car gods for inventing front drive axles and loggers for murdering defensless trees

[lethe]

still morning

Morning's not so bad. It's the afternoon that drags when you want it to go fast and goes fast when you want it to drag.

[cyrus buelton]

morning, ya'll

[lethe]

morning, ya'll

Ya'll?
Did Ohio move south?

[Oldfisti]

it ended with me in 4 low taking the scenic tour through the woods to the skidder access. all hail the car gods for inventing front drive axles and loggers for murdering defensless trees

Nice!   

[cyrus buelton]

Ya'll?
Did Ohio move south?

Yeah, we try to be