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Got Duc

#36075
April 14, 2009, 08:23:03 AM
43?
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#36076
April 14, 2009, 08:26:28 AM
Quote from: GotDuc on April 14, 2009, 08:23:03 AM
43?
39

and my hair is brown...

dammit. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#36077
April 14, 2009, 08:29:57 AM
wow you are only a year older than me!  ;D

Who wouldathought.....
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#36078
April 14, 2009, 08:35:29 AM
Quote from: GotDuc on April 14, 2009, 08:29:57 AM
wow you are only a year older than me!  ;D

Who wouldathought.....
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#36079
April 14, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
now where have i read that before  ??? [laugh]

the_Journeyman

#36080
April 14, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Late morning folks!

I had a dentist visit this morning for a cleaning. I really really do not enjoy going to the dentist.

It is awfully quiet around here. Maybe I should fire Molly up

It's drab again outside, rain, tiny patch of sun, more rain etc. To wet to work in the yard or flower beds. I'm *very* close to donning my Tourmaster gear and hopping on Molly and riding anyway.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Got Duc

#36081
April 14, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
later
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

the_Journeyman

#36082
April 14, 2009, 10:38:12 AM
My cat has some rather large feet.



JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

jdubbs32584

#36083
April 14, 2009, 10:39:21 AM
I forgot how much stuff it takes to stock a house...  :-\

DucMouse the Mighty

#36084
April 14, 2009, 10:43:41 AM
Quote from: JBubble on April 14, 2009, 10:39:21 AM
I forgot how much stuff it takes to stock a house...  :-\

time for shopping?!?!

;)
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

Popeye the Sailor

#36086
April 14, 2009, 12:41:21 PM
Quote from: JBubble on April 14, 2009, 10:39:21 AM
I forgot how much stuff it takes to stock a house...  :-\

You're so right! Even stocking the short term basics can be daunting.


Paula sent me out to buy stuff for a small gathering once. I picked up three kegs of beer, a case of tequila, 6 handles of rum, 4 bottles of whiskey, 8 bottles of scotch, 17 pints of gin, two cases of vodka and two ham sandwiches. She took one look at the whole mess and said...

"You idiot-what are we going to do with all that food?!
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#36087
April 14, 2009, 01:34:08 PM
Quote from: littlewiseass on April 14, 2009, 12:41:21 PM
You're so right! Even stocking the short term basics can be daunting.


Paula sent me out to buy stuff for a small gathering once. I picked up three kegs of beer, a case of tequila, 6 handles of rum, 4 bottles of whiskey, 8 bottles of scotch, 17 pints of gin, two cases of vodka and two ham sandwiches. She took one look at the whole mess and said...

"You idiot-what are we going to do with all that food?!
now you funny too... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


somegirl

#36088
April 14, 2009, 01:44:15 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 14, 2009, 01:34:08 PM
now you funny too... ;D

He earns his name. [laugh]
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ducpainter

#36089
April 14, 2009, 01:45:47 PM Last Edit: April 14, 2009, 02:24:53 PM by ducpainter
Quote from: somegirl on April 14, 2009, 01:44:15 PM
He earns his name. [laugh]
Yes he does...

credit where credit is due. ;)

The sun is over the yard arm...

and it's 5 o'clock somewhere...

wait...

it's 5 here. [drink] ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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