The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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ducpainter

Someone needs to write me a resume...

painter...

100 years experience...

drinks like fish...

smokes like chimney...

very few ashes in work
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



teddy037.2

Quote from: msincredible on May 23, 2008, 07:08:27 PM
Moving out our way, however you have to do it.  Explore both routes and see if anything looks promising.

nothing comes to mind, though...  :-\



[laugh] nice resume, DP!

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



teddy037.2

Quote from: ducpainter on May 23, 2008, 07:27:01 PM
..am I hired?

all we need is a welder, and we've almost got a moto shop  ;D

ducpainter

Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2008, 07:28:37 PM
all we need is a welder, and we've almost got a moto shop  ;D
I can weld....

not bad either.

Believe it or not painting and welding are almost the same.

You need to control a liquid puddle....that's all.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



teddy037.2

y'know... I really never thought of it that way.

cool beans  [thumbsup]

ducpainter

Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2008, 07:35:18 PM
y'know... I really never thought of it that way.

cool beans  [thumbsup]
'cuz you're not a painter or a welder...

you crank handles.    [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



teddy037.2

 [laugh]

worse than that, baby. I'm a button monkey... and sometimes CAD pilot...

LMT


ducpainter

Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2008, 07:41:48 PM
[laugh]

worse than that, baby. I'm a button monkey... and sometimes CAD pilot...
...can't be trusted with handles?   ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



TiNi


ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Popeye the Sailor

I think she wanted a refill for herself.


I got some rare liquors here-what's yer taste, tini?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

teddy037.2

Quote from: ducpainter on May 23, 2008, 07:47:54 PM
...can't be trusted with handles?   ;D

that's why god invented apprentices  :D



and on that note, I believe it's time for tastings down at the shop, and find me some dinner...  ;) [drink]

TiNi

Quote from: someguy on May 23, 2008, 07:54:15 PM
I think she wanted a refill for herself.


I got some rare liquors here-what's yer taste, tini?

Hehe I just made another shaker of cosmopolitans
Whatcha got that's special?