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Monsterlover

#38160
May 12, 2009, 06:51:47 PM
You want me to trailer?

Did I just read that?

<rubs eyes>  yep, you want me to trailer.

<shakes head>

You really don't know me at all do you?

Trailers are for taking bikes to trackdays (and DIMBY if your Statler)

I do not trailer.

Whining sucky people trailer (see note above [laugh] )
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#38161
May 12, 2009, 06:53:08 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 12, 2009, 06:51:47 PM
You want me to trailer?

Did I just read that?

<rubs eyes>  yep, you want me to trailer.

<shakes head>

You really don't know me at all do you?

Trailers are for taking bikes to trackdays (and DIMBY if your Statler)

I do not trailer.

Whining sucky people trailer (see note above [laugh] )
So....
assuming she won't whine...

It's 600 mi on the back of that abomination you ride. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#38162
May 12, 2009, 06:55:53 PM
I love that you called it an abomination.

I like that.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#38163
May 12, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
I'll be riding solo for any trip over about 10 miles [laugh]

Riding isn't her thing, it's mine.

im cool with that.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#38164
May 12, 2009, 06:59:49 PM
Im off to forage for food.

Good thing I stocked up on hot pockets and bucket o' margarita mix!!

That's some sweet bachelor chow right there  [laugh] [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

red baron

#38165
May 12, 2009, 07:00:07 PM
wassup???

paintin stripin drinkin and lyin are on tonight's list to do. ;D

not necissarily in that order.



I leave ya'll with this.


An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.  They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady
in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.  They continued to watch
until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped
out.

The father said quietly to his son.....'Go get your mother'.


"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

ducpainter

#38166
May 12, 2009, 07:00:42 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 12, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
I'll be riding solo for any trip over about 10 miles [laugh]

Riding isn't her thing, it's mine.

im cool with that.
T and I have the same deal...

and I'm fine with that.

I still think she should come to DIMBY.

I'm guessing she knows how to drive a car. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#38167
May 12, 2009, 07:01:28 PM
I could sit on the bike, on the trailer while she drives [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#38168
May 12, 2009, 07:02:38 PM
Quote from: trouble on May 12, 2009, 07:00:07 PM
wassup???

paintin stripin drinkin and lyin are on tonight's list to do. ;D

not necissarily in that order.



I leave ya'll with this.


An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.  They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady
in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.  They continued to watch
until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped
out.

The father said quietly to his son.....'Go get your mother'.



;D

Quote from: Monsterlover on May 12, 2009, 07:01:28 PM
I could sit on the bike, on the trailer while she drives [laugh]
Tell her attendance is required. :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


That Nice Guy Beck!

#38169
May 12, 2009, 07:04:32 PM
i like the dmf so much it makes me wanna practice kartwheels
and i wanna take statler to the cinema and then we go for rice puddings

ducpainter

#38170
May 12, 2009, 07:08:32 PM
I like the DMF so much I let anyone in.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#38171
May 12, 2009, 07:10:25 PM Last Edit: May 12, 2009, 07:12:38 PM by bobspapa
I'm full'a piss and vinegar  >:(

I'm off to the garage to dilute it with beer from green bottles and tequila.

Somebody take my keys please.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#38172
May 12, 2009, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 12, 2009, 07:10:25 PM
I'm full a piss and vinegar  >:(

I'm off to the garage to dilute it with beer from green bottles and tequila.

Somebody take my keys please.
What'd I do to piss you off this time....

baaaaaby?  ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


swampduc

#38173
May 12, 2009, 07:14:47 PM
Evening. Just finished dinner.
Congrats ML!
Respeta mi autoridad!

hooligan machinist

#38174
May 12, 2009, 07:46:28 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 12, 2009, 06:51:47 PM
You want me to trailer?

Did I just read that?

<rubs eyes>  yep, you want me to trailer.

<shakes head>

You really don't know me at all do you?

Trailers are for taking bikes to trackdays (and DIMBY if your Statler or howard)

I do not trailer.

Whining sucky people trailer (see note above [laugh] )

Fixed.




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Yeah, I caught the TN address when your box of goodies showed up   Thank you so much!!!

I have to ride to DIMBY, it's part of the experience   It just seems wrong to trailer (for me at least)  You're a lot farther away though, so I can make an exception for you (and I'm glad you're going to make the effort to get there!)  It's about 600 miles from my house to Nate's place.  Last time I rode it on a 675.  This year it'll be done on a KTM 950SMR.

So we can agree that i'm not sucky or whiney. But 1200 miles one way is one helluva ride for my old ass.
I'm trailering! But not all the way. ;)
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