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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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ducatiz

#41115
June 17, 2009, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on June 17, 2009, 11:20:43 AM
That's the way our new GM is at my dealership. She's turning everything upsidedown. Women should stay in the kitchen.






;D

"You get your pregnant dog-ass back in the kitchen and make me some piee!!!"
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

KnightofNi

#41116
June 17, 2009, 11:44:58 AM
Quote from: Fat Freddy Freak on June 17, 2009, 11:19:07 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

talk about nitpicking

leave a bottle of Midol on her desk

i would need to leave more than that.
she needs to learn what our jobs actually entail and how to perform them.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

#41117
June 17, 2009, 11:49:45 AM
Quote from: Fat Freddy Freak on June 17, 2009, 11:28:22 AM
"You get your pregnant dog-ass back in the kitchen and make me some piee!!!"

Oh hell no, I know that wasn't directed towards me.     
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

KnightofNi

#41118
June 17, 2009, 12:27:42 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on June 17, 2009, 11:20:43 AM
That's the way our new GM is at my dealership. She's turning everything upsidedown. Women should stay in the kitchen.






;D

i tell my g/f that and she says to just get my own dam beer. she doens't cook anyways. lol

the best managers i have ahd were female. thay have all been logical and knew they were fallible. they also didnt' get where they are because of merit.
this is the type i hear horror stories about.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

#41119
June 17, 2009, 12:46:40 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2009, 12:27:42 PM
i tell my g/f that and she says to just get my own dam beer. she doens't cook anyways. lol

the best managers i have ahd were female. thay have all been logical and knew they were fallible. they also didnt' get where they are because of merit.
this is the type i hear horror stories about.



Ours is the daughter of the dealerships owner.  She is here because daddy wants her to gain some experience.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

River

#41120
June 17, 2009, 01:53:45 PM
Quote from: Fresh Pants on June 17, 2009, 10:39:19 AM
Quiet and slow, but slowly regaining momentum.

I've heard of a few places that were actually hiring. So that = good news.

YAY for good news!

Good luck to DD finding work, LMT with a teenager (I have no kids so no advice there), and Teddy with rice pilaf.   ;D
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Bick

#41121
June 17, 2009, 02:25:04 PM
After-Ning, Every Body!

Had a package in the mail from the swamp.  [thumbsup] 

Thank you, S.D. 
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

teddy037.2

#41122
June 17, 2009, 02:31:47 PM
boo.

lunch is over.

[coffee]

River

#41123
June 17, 2009, 02:34:08 PM
Sadness...
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Bick

#41124
June 17, 2009, 02:49:22 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 17, 2009, 02:31:47 PM
boo.

lunch is over.

[coffee]

It's almost dinner time.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Fresh Pants

#41125
June 17, 2009, 02:50:19 PM
and then
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

Bick

#41126
June 17, 2009, 03:04:53 PM
and then
and then
and then
and then
and then
and then
and then...

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Autostrada Pilot

#41127
June 17, 2009, 03:41:29 PM
SUSHI!!


My favorite sushi place has playboy rolls 2for1 tonight.  I'll have 2, and the wife will get something cooked.
2003 Monster 620 Dark - Sold

1999 Monster 900 City - Sold

After 7 years of Monsters, I'm sadly bikeless right now.

Fresh Pants

#41128
June 17, 2009, 03:49:05 PM
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on June 17, 2009, 03:41:29 PM
SUSHI!!


My favorite sushi place has playboy rolls 2for1 tonight.  I'll have 2, and the wife will get something cooked.

what

is


in



a




playboy






roll?
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

River

#41129
June 17, 2009, 06:00:06 PM
Hey Speeddog!

Teddy's correct: sig line is from Firefly--a great sci-fi flick that Fox managed to destroy, but which is worth watching.   [thumbsup]

If you'd like to borrow the DVD's lemme know--i got 'em!   ;D
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."
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