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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7535328 times)
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« Reply #45780 on: August 19, 2009, 12:16:47 PM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on August 19, 2009, 07:15:44 AM
It's 20% my nature, 30% caffeine, and 50% THE COUP D'ETAT baby!!!!

OMFG am I excited.  I *need* to own my Bob-job again.  That is FINAL.

Anyone got $9000 I can borrow?!?  I promise to pay it back....
If I had it I'd give it to you.
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« Reply #45781 on: August 19, 2009, 12:25:45 PM »
I just thought of the bestest idea for painting my lid!

I want it to look like i'm wearing a sieve on my head  laughingdp





*sorry... um... hockey related, not moto... which is why is prolly doesn't make much sense.

I'm going back to work, now....
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« Reply #45782 on: August 19, 2009, 12:29:23 PM »
Afternoon!  Looks like I'm going to attempt to put down peel & stick floor tile today.

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« Reply #45783 on: August 19, 2009, 12:29:46 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 19, 2009, 12:25:45 PM
I just thought of the bestest idea for painting my lid!

I want it to look like i'm wearing a sieve on my head  laughingdp





*sorry... um... hockey related, not moto... which is why is prolly doesn't make much sense.

I'm going back to work, now....
I know a guy that could do that...

not me btw.
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« Reply #45784 on: August 19, 2009, 01:09:29 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 12:16:47 PM
If I had it I'd give it to you.

There is a plan now....  Evil
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« Reply #45785 on: August 19, 2009, 01:12:21 PM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on August 19, 2009, 01:09:29 PM
There is a plan now....  Evil

are you selling yourself to 9 fat chicks for $1000 each?
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #45786 on: August 19, 2009, 02:01:17 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 19, 2009, 01:12:21 PM
are you selling yourself to 9 fat chicks for $1000 each?

Two things wrong with that.

1) I have a shred of dignity left.
2) River would have a problem with that.

Plan doesn't involve prostitution....
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« Reply #45787 on: August 19, 2009, 02:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on August 19, 2009, 01:09:29 PM
There is a plan now....  Evil
So...

you know where I can find 9K? Grin
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« Reply #45788 on: August 19, 2009, 02:15:21 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 02:14:09 PM
you know where I can find 9K? Grin

a bank?

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« Reply #45789 on: August 19, 2009, 02:18:58 PM »
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 19, 2009, 02:15:21 PM
a bank?

 laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp
I don't want a loan...

and the guy with the pump might be at the bank if I try the other route. Wink
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« Reply #45790 on: August 19, 2009, 02:29:09 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 02:18:58 PM
I don't want a loan...

and the guy with the pump might be at the bank if I try the other route. Wink

Robbing a bank will yield you less than a few thousand.

You won't even get close to 9k robbing a bank.

The only accessible money is the teller drawers and then you deal with dye packs and "bait money" which activates an alarm.

Sure.....the fault has money........

but when you enter the code.....

it doesn't open for 15 minutes


(wife works in corporate security for Huntington Bank, which monitors all alarms, etc.)
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« Reply #45791 on: August 19, 2009, 02:30:28 PM »
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 19, 2009, 02:29:09 PM
Robbing a bank will yield you less than a few thousand.

You won't even get close to 9k robbing a bank.

The only accessible money is the teller drawers and then you deal with dye packs and "bait money" which activates an alarm.

Sure.....the fault has money........

but when you enter the code.....

it doesn't open for 15 minutes


(wife works in corporate security for Huntington Bank, which monitors all alarms, etc.)
good to know...

except I'm not gonna rob a bank. laughingdp
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« Reply #45792 on: August 19, 2009, 02:35:32 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 02:30:28 PM
good to know...

except I'm not gonna rob a bank. laughingdp

I know, it is just an FYI as that is something new I learned.

Several months ago, two armed robberies knocked over a bank on the east side of Indianapolis.

One of the guys jumped the counter and shot a pregnant women (with twins) in the stomach; both babies died and she had some severe internal injuries.

Those scum got away with only 900$.


make the beast with two backs, that is just so depressing.
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« Reply #45793 on: August 19, 2009, 02:38:00 PM »
people suck...

what can I tell you? Undecided
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« Reply #45794 on: August 19, 2009, 02:41:17 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 02:38:00 PM
people suck...

what can I tell you? Undecided

I am not even sure if "suck" is the right word in that case.

It just goes to show you that even though we have evolved over all these years, people are still capable of horrendous crimes. We are still barbarians and animals.
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