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ducpainter

#45780
August 19, 2009, 01:16:47 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on August 19, 2009, 08:15:44 AM
It's 20% my nature, 30% caffeine, and 50% THE COUP D'ETAT baby!!!!

OMFG am I excited.  I *need* to own my Bob-job again.  That is FINAL.

Anyone got $9000 I can borrow?!?  I promise to pay it back....
If I had it I'd give it to you.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


teddy037.2

#45781
August 19, 2009, 01:25:45 PM
I just thought of the bestest idea for painting my lid!

I want it to look like i'm wearing a sieve on my head  [laugh]





*sorry... um... hockey related, not moto... which is why is prolly doesn't make much sense.

I'm going back to work, now....

the_Journeyman

#45782
August 19, 2009, 01:29:23 PM
Afternoon!  Looks like I'm going to attempt to put down peel & stick floor tile today.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

#45783
August 19, 2009, 01:29:46 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 19, 2009, 01:25:45 PM
I just thought of the bestest idea for painting my lid!

I want it to look like i'm wearing a sieve on my head  [laugh]





*sorry... um... hockey related, not moto... which is why is prolly doesn't make much sense.

I'm going back to work, now....
I know a guy that could do that...

not me btw.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Duck-Stew

#45784
August 19, 2009, 02:09:29 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 01:16:47 PM
If I had it I'd give it to you.

There is a plan now....  [evil]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

KnightofNi

#45785
August 19, 2009, 02:12:21 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on August 19, 2009, 02:09:29 PM
There is a plan now....  [evil]

are you selling yourself to 9 fat chicks for $1000 each?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Duck-Stew

#45786
August 19, 2009, 03:01:17 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 19, 2009, 02:12:21 PM
are you selling yourself to 9 fat chicks for $1000 each?

Two things wrong with that.

1) I have a shred of dignity left.
2) River would have a problem with that.

Plan doesn't involve prostitution....
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

ducpainter

#45787
August 19, 2009, 03:14:09 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on August 19, 2009, 02:09:29 PM
There is a plan now....  [evil]
So...

you know where I can find 9K? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


cyrus buelton

#45788
August 19, 2009, 03:15:21 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 03:14:09 PM
you know where I can find 9K? ;D

a bank?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

#45789
August 19, 2009, 03:18:58 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 19, 2009, 03:15:21 PM
a bank?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I don't want a loan...

and the guy with the pump might be at the bank if I try the other route. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


cyrus buelton

#45790
August 19, 2009, 03:29:09 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 03:18:58 PM
I don't want a loan...

and the guy with the pump might be at the bank if I try the other route. ;)

Robbing a bank will yield you less than a few thousand.

You won't even get close to 9k robbing a bank.

The only accessible money is the teller drawers and then you deal with dye packs and "bait money" which activates an alarm.

Sure.....the fault has money........

but when you enter the code.....

it doesn't open for 15 minutes


(wife works in corporate security for Huntington Bank, which monitors all alarms, etc.)
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

#45791
August 19, 2009, 03:30:28 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 19, 2009, 03:29:09 PM
Robbing a bank will yield you less than a few thousand.

You won't even get close to 9k robbing a bank.

The only accessible money is the teller drawers and then you deal with dye packs and "bait money" which activates an alarm.

Sure.....the fault has money........

but when you enter the code.....

it doesn't open for 15 minutes


(wife works in corporate security for Huntington Bank, which monitors all alarms, etc.)
good to know...

except I'm not gonna rob a bank. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


cyrus buelton

#45792
August 19, 2009, 03:35:32 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 03:30:28 PM
good to know...

except I'm not gonna rob a bank. [laugh]

I know, it is just an FYI as that is something new I learned.

Several months ago, two armed robberies knocked over a bank on the east side of Indianapolis.

One of the guys jumped the counter and shot a pregnant women (with twins) in the stomach; both babies died and she had some severe internal injuries.

Those scum got away with only 900$.


make the beast with two backs, that is just so depressing.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

#45793
August 19, 2009, 03:38:00 PM
people suck...

what can I tell you? :-\
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


cyrus buelton

#45794
August 19, 2009, 03:41:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2009, 03:38:00 PM
people suck...

what can I tell you? :-\

I am not even sure if "suck" is the right word in that case.

It just goes to show you that even though we have evolved over all these years, people are still capable of horrendous crimes. We are still barbarians and animals.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)
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