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Ddan

#47670
September 21, 2009, 05:10:36 PM
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ducpainter

#47671
September 21, 2009, 05:11:40 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Statler

#47672
September 21, 2009, 05:12:02 PM
too many pronouns.   so confusing.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#47673
September 21, 2009, 05:32:11 PM
what happened?

did a teacher come in?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


River

#47674
September 21, 2009, 05:32:36 PM
I think I swallowed a bug
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

ducpainter

#47675
September 21, 2009, 05:33:48 PM
need more details
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


River

#47676
September 21, 2009, 06:14:05 PM
That's actually a quote from a sci fi flick.

I DID, however, disect a sheep's brain today.  Interrrrrresting....

:D
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

ducpainter

#47677
September 21, 2009, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: River on September 21, 2009, 06:14:05 PM
That's actually a quote from a sci fi flick.

I DID, however, disect a sheep's brain today.  Interrrrrresting....

:D
I did a bunch of AP biology stuff in high school. My project included dissecting a hawk and a dog.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


River

#47678
September 21, 2009, 06:51:24 PM
Dude that sounds A LOT more interesting than what I just did....
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

ducpainter

#47679
September 21, 2009, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: River on September 21, 2009, 06:51:24 PM
Dude that sounds A LOT more interesting than what I just did....
What was interesting was the presentation at the end.

The project was to find the anatomical reason a dog can't fly.

I told them the dog didn't have feathers.

Damn fools. [roll]      [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#47680
September 21, 2009, 06:59:14 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 21, 2009, 06:38:39 PM
I did a bunch of AP biology stuff in high school. My project included dissecting a hawk and a dog.

A birddog?  :P
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

River

#47681
September 21, 2009, 07:05:47 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 21, 2009, 06:54:27 PM
What was interesting was the presentation at the end.

The project was to find the anatomical reason a dog can't fly.

I told them the dog didn't have feathers.

Damn fools. [roll]      [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

That is AWESOME!

I just about laughed my you-know-what off.  Thanks for the giggles, Nate!

[drink]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

ducpainter

#47682
September 21, 2009, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 21, 2009, 06:59:14 PM
A birddog?  :P
That was a stretch... ;D

Quote from: River on September 21, 2009, 07:05:47 PM
That is AWESOME!

I just about laughed my you-know-what off.  Thanks for the giggles, Nate!

[drink]
My biology teacher thought it was funny too.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


cyrus buelton

#47683
September 21, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
rumor has it dicpainter wants to work for a bank........


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

back to my vodka...........
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

#47684
September 21, 2009, 07:16:19 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on September 21, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
rumor has it dicpainter wants to work for a bank........


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

back to my vodka...........
drowning misconceptions?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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