The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Ash]

fruity explosions.... the bane of my existence....

was it one of those minor spills, or the "holy crap, Ash peed his pants, lets all point and laugh spills...?"

i look like i've been masturbating elephants.

well, my jacket does.  so i'm not wearing it (getting it dry cleaned right away)

thank goodness it's not a chilly day...

[LMT]

I just did my mileage form.  We get 50.5 cents a mile.  I drove 500 miles to and from client sites last month.

I need to hurry up and sell my Jeep.  I see a Matrix in our future.

[DesmoDiva]

Wohoo!!!

B just told me we are going the the NHRA at Maple Grove Raceway in PA as part of our honeymoon after CSS at Thunderbolt.

[ducpainter]

yeah, i wear a suit to work four days a week... 

goddamn jamba! <shakes fist>

I wear a costume also.....

'cept mine is white and made of Tyvek.

[ducpainter]

...and it's Moms' birthday?

[Buckethead]

You see his new sig line?

Lifted from these very pages.

[Ash]

I wear a costume also.....

'cept mine is white and made of Tyvek.

dp gets a cookie

a nice cookie

with choco chippies

[Mother]

You see his new sig line?

Lifted from these very pages.

how could you pass that up?

[Ash]

You see his new sig line?

Lifted from these very pages.

yes i laughed already   

[Mother]

I read that and laughed so hard I almost pooped

[Ash]

I read that and laughed so hard I almost pooped

don't lie.

you prairie-dogged it.

we're all adults here.

[herm]

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.........happy birthday dear mother, happy birthday to you

[herm]

i forget the rest.
something about looking or smelling like a monkey....?

[Mother]

don't lie.

you prairie-dogged it.

we're all adults here.

drawin' in my shorts...

i forget the rest.
something about looking or smelling like a monkey....?

I shower

at least once a week

[Betty Rage]

Mom

Are you drinking beers wif us (them) tonight for your birfday?