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ducpainter

#52050
November 18, 2009, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: The Architect on November 18, 2009, 03:27:14 PM
Do students go to college to become stupid?   

http://www.wmur.com/news/21616369/detail.html 

Would any of you, when underage, attend a party 200 yards from a police station? 

When under age, at a party, someone yells "cops", do you hang around and wait or do you get the hell out of there? 

Are these students that stupid or do they feel that they are above the law?
You forget how stupid you were at 18.... [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#52051
November 18, 2009, 03:39:13 PM
Last night of vacation.  We had a good time and I only dreamed of work once, last night.

Back to work on Friday.  If I can talk.  I have a bad cough and may loose my voice if I have to talk all day.

I should stay home and eat cake!

The Architect

#52052
November 18, 2009, 04:01:47 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 18, 2009, 03:30:06 PM
You forget how stupid you were at 18.... [laugh]

Yes but even at 18 I knew enough that when someone yelled "cops" you grab your pants, jump out the window and jump over the fence.  I'm not getting caught!  In fact it's probably still an instinctual reaction. 

ducpainter

#52053
November 18, 2009, 04:03:35 PM
Quote from: The Architect on November 18, 2009, 04:01:47 PM
Yes but even at 18 I knew enough that when someone yelled "cops" you grab your pants, jump out the window and jump over the fence.  I'm not getting caught!  In fact it's probably still an instinctual reaction. 

well...

It was Colby-Sawyer kids. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#52054
November 18, 2009, 04:06:59 PM
how's everyone's hump going? hmmmm?

mine's going just fine  [thumbsup]

ducpainter

#52055
November 18, 2009, 04:09:19 PM
It was a beautiful day today.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#52056
November 18, 2009, 04:11:30 PM
it was! i managed to slip away today for an hour outside lunch  8)

and now it's dinnertime  ;D

have a ________ night!

Statler

#52057
November 18, 2009, 04:14:22 PM
who gets to fill in the blank?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#52058
November 18, 2009, 04:18:04 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on November 18, 2009, 04:11:30 PM
it was! i managed to slip away today for an hour outside lunch  8)

and now it's dinnertime  ;D

have a ________ night!
dinnertime? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Quote from: Statler on November 18, 2009, 04:14:22 PM
who gets to fill in the blank?
why...you do.

It's a choice. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DucatiBastard

#52059
November 18, 2009, 05:59:35 PM
My boss is a make the beast with two backsing prick.  Its the way he says shit to me, like trying to explain quantum physics to a half brain-dead four year old.  I mean, I do my job, I take care of my shit, I don't pregnant dog all the time (like the geezers waiting for retirement), but this douche goes out of his way to be a total asshole. 

Otherwise its a good job, so make the beast with two backs it, i'll wait for that pregnant dog-ass papa smurf to die or retire.  (He's a little pregnant dog with white hair, gravelly voice and wears a lot of blue=papa smurf)

Alright, end rant
[drink]
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

Bick

#52060
November 18, 2009, 06:04:14 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Big Troubled Bear

#52061
November 18, 2009, 11:02:46 PM
Morning [coffee]

Still printing for the  [bang] bus
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

TiNi

#52062
November 19, 2009, 12:42:18 AM
morning  :)

trouble with the printer btb?  [coffee]

Big Troubled Bear

#52063
November 19, 2009, 12:53:01 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on November 19, 2009, 12:42:18 AM
morning  :)

trouble with the printer btb?  [coffee]

Hi Tini, No just a lot to print and then there stil are some of the daily stuff to print
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

TiNi

#52064
November 19, 2009, 01:03:31 AM
sounds like things are good  [thumbsup]
i thought the  [bang] meant there was a problem
now get back to work  ;D
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