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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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#58095
February 22, 2010, 12:14:20 PM
 ;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Popeye the Sailor

#58096
February 22, 2010, 12:30:45 PM
In case anyone needs to know, when I kick the bucket, I want to be cremated and distributed amongst my kids.


I am to be kept in a small container in the trunk of their respective cars.


So if they ever get stuck in the snow, as a last act of fatherly love, they can pour dad under the tires and get out.  :)
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Pip

#58097
February 22, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 22, 2010, 12:30:45 PM
In case anyone needs to know, when I kick the bucket, I want to be cremated and distributed amongst my kids.

[laugh]

I too wish to to be creamated and distributed amongst my kids too...



In their macaroni & cheese.  ;D
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

SacDuc

#58098
February 22, 2010, 01:01:07 PM
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Duck-Stew

#58099
February 22, 2010, 01:14:05 PM
^^^  Noice!  ^^^
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

lauramonster

#58100
February 22, 2010, 01:17:28 PM
conversation from when we were first married :

young, naive me: and what would you like on your tombstone?

hubby :  I'd rather be sailing.

me : you really like sailing that much?

hubby : no, I'd rather be doing anything than be dead.

Frickin' snow!

ducpainter

#58101
February 22, 2010, 01:26:03 PM
...and as fate would have it i didn't die.

evening...

I need a drink
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Duck-Stew

#58102
February 22, 2010, 01:26:56 PM
Yeah!  Someone has to keep the Vodka stills from overflowing!  [thumbsup]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Buckethead

#58103
February 22, 2010, 01:27:19 PM


HE LIVES!!!

;)
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

#58104
February 22, 2010, 01:38:30 PM
I was right about the meds...

just not what they were doing to me.

Turns out it gave me brachycardia....which in turn was raising, not lowering my blood pressure,

It was what caused me to pass out last week.

I'm now on a new version of pharmaceutical poison.

They'll have to work harder than that to kill me.

BTW it was determined Statler and I are brothers...

I have no heart at all. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


teddy037.2

#58105
February 22, 2010, 02:44:40 PM
welcome back to the land of the living!  [beer]

ducpainter

#58106
February 22, 2010, 02:56:02 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 22, 2010, 02:44:40 PM
welcome back to the land of the living!  [beer]
did I miss anything while i was dead?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#58107
February 22, 2010, 02:56:38 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 22, 2010, 01:38:30 PM

BTW it was determined Statler and I are brothers...

I have no heart at all. ;D

We all know painters and lawyers know how to gloss things over  ;D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#58108
February 22, 2010, 02:57:22 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 22, 2010, 02:56:38 PM
We all know painters and lawyers know how to gloss things over  ;D
he got the silver tongue.... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


teddy037.2

#58109
February 22, 2010, 03:02:35 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 22, 2010, 02:56:02 PM
did I miss anything while i was dead?


nothing... nothing at all...

nobody was splitting up your earthly belongings or offering to put you on their bike


that's crazytalk.
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