The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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teddy037.2

Quote from: River on March 02, 2010, 12:53:14 PM
Why does one need a chain saw on the end of a 12' pole, pray tell?

so you can say, "man! I wouldn't touch that with a 12' pole!"





"even IF it had a chainsaw on it!"




or, y'know... zombies, as previously established...

ducpainter

Quote from: XJDAVE on March 02, 2010, 02:46:42 PM
Stu, good to hear your trip was relatively uneventful.

I figure it is a better option than dangling off a ladder, holding a chainsaw in one hand.  This way when I fall off the ladder the blade will be 12' away from me.   ;D  And I can now reach what I am trying to cut while standing on the roof.  [thumbsup]  The more I think about this, I might need a supervisor for this project.   [popcorn]

oh, the zombie thing is just a bonus.  [laugh]
Is this a useful tool...

in a submarine? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Grampa

I own my truck now.... and the floors are paid off ;D
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

Quote from: bobspapa on March 02, 2010, 04:25:43 PM
I own my truck now.... and the floors are paid off ;D
no bad news there. [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Grampa

and Dave Moss is gonna fine tune the monsters springy bits Saturday night
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

CMDRDAVE

Quote from: ducpainter on March 02, 2010, 02:54:24 PM
Is this a useful tool...
in a submarine? ;D

Nope, they don't let me play with tools on the boat.  I only get to push buttons sometimes.  :)
Insert witty comment here-->

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

Quote from: bobspapa on March 02, 2010, 04:28:09 PM
and Dave Moss is gonna fine tune the monsters springy bits Saturday night
Is he famous?

Quote from: XJDAVE on March 02, 2010, 04:30:35 PM
Nope, they don't let me play with tools on the boat.  I only get to push buttons sometimes.  :)
Red buttons?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



triangleforge

Quote from: XJDAVE on March 02, 2010, 02:46:42 PM
Stu, good to hear your trip was relatively uneventful.

I figure it is a better option than dangling off a ladder, holding a chainsaw in one hand.  This way when I fall off the ladder the blade will be 12' away from me.   ;D 

That, and the branch you just cut has 12' to gather speed before it hits your noggin.
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

GAAN

Today Toolfan and I went out and shot guns

I shot better than I ever have

then

I went lifted for an hour with the girl

It was a good day

ducpainter

Quote from: triangleforge on March 02, 2010, 04:35:16 PM
That, and the branch you just cut has 12' to gather speed before it hits your noggin.
Can't hurt him there. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Grampa

Quote from: ducpainter on March 02, 2010, 04:34:36 PM
Is he famous?


http://www.feelthetrack.com/index.html

I dont know about famous.... but a couple of the local guys swear by him. My buddy Bruce just bought a 1098s. He had me come over the other day to show him how to remove the bodywork because Mr Moss was headed into town this weekend and he needed the mid panels off so Dave could access the lower triple to drop the forks a lil. Bruce set it up  for Dave to tweak the monsters suspension while he's there.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

Quote from: bobspapa on March 02, 2010, 04:40:00 PM
http://www.feelthetrack.com/index.html

I dont know about famous.... but a couple of the local guys swear by him. My buddy Bruce just bought a 1098s. He had me come over the other day to show him how to remove the bodywork because Mr Moss was headed into town this weekend and he needed the mid panels off so Dave could access the lower triple to drop the forks a lil. Bruce set it up  for Dave to tweak the monsters suspension while he's there.
Nice... [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."