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Big Troubled Bear

#59280
March 08, 2010, 02:16:05 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 08, 2010, 02:04:11 AM
That's good.

Maybe you need new staff.

A new life would do, at least I now know what it feels like to give birth to a porcupine through my member ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

#59281
March 08, 2010, 02:17:34 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on March 08, 2010, 02:16:05 AM
A new life would do, at least I now know what it feels like to give birth to a porcupine through my member ;D
hmmm...

that sounds... :-X
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Big Troubled Bear

#59282
March 08, 2010, 02:42:54 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 08, 2010, 02:17:34 AM
hmmm...

that sounds... :-X

Enough to make a grown man cry, believe me
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

#59283
March 08, 2010, 02:58:10 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on March 08, 2010, 02:42:54 AM
Enough to make a grown man cry, believe me
oh...

I believe you.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Big Troubled Bear

#59284
March 08, 2010, 03:03:32 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 08, 2010, 02:58:10 AM
oh...

I believe you.

At least the sawbones said I must consume more beer
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

#59285
March 08, 2010, 03:04:46 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on March 08, 2010, 03:03:32 AM
At least the sawbones said I must consume more beer
He didn't say that...

he said you need to drink more fluids. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Pip

#59286
March 08, 2010, 03:06:40 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on March 08, 2010, 02:16:05 AM
A new life would do, at least I now know what it feels like to give birth to a porcupine through my member ;D

.....I've got nothing....

[coffee]
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Big Troubled Bear

#59287
March 08, 2010, 03:48:03 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 08, 2010, 03:04:46 AM
He didn't say that...

he said you need to drink more fluids. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Life is full of misunderstandings ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

#59288
March 08, 2010, 03:52:30 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on March 08, 2010, 03:48:03 AM
Life is full of misunderstandings ;D
...as long as it works for you. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Pip

#59289
March 08, 2010, 04:17:39 AM
Glad you seem to be recovering nicely, Bear.   [drink]
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

#59290
March 08, 2010, 04:57:30 AM
I'm off to do battle...

with dust.

Later
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#59291
March 08, 2010, 04:57:58 AM
lm and I are off for a week of being camp counselors to a wild pack of 6th graders.  (pray for our safe return)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#59292
March 08, 2010, 05:01:31 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 08, 2010, 04:57:58 AM
lm and I are off for a week of being camp counselors to a wild pack of 6th graders.  (pray for our safe return)
so lm is gonna watch you and the kids have fun? :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Pip

#59293
March 08, 2010, 05:01:51 AM
How much do tranqulizer darts cost in Cali?
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

KnightofNi

#59294
March 08, 2010, 05:04:54 AM
Quote from: Ghostly Pip on March 08, 2010, 05:01:51 AM
How much do tranqulizer darts cost in Cali?

that's far too expensive. just give them some benadryl. when they wake up give it to them again!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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