The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[TiNi]

i have never seen a mouse in my house

since we no longer have a cat,
we do have a million chipmunks,
outside

[lethe]

i have never seen a mouse in my house

since we no longer have a cat,
we do have a million chipmunks,
outside

we get a new batch that move in every year, then I evict them and we're good until next year.

[TiNi]

i have never seen a ghost at my house either 

[ducpainter]

we get a new batch that move in every year, then I evict them and we're good until next year.

We get new batches of cats.

They bring mice inside to train the kittens to hunt.

They must have a union agreement with the mice that live inside.

None of them leave anymore.

Does anyone remember the cartoon with the adversarial duo of the rooster and the fox punching the clock at the end of the day?

[lethe]

We get new batches of cats.

They bring mice inside to train the kittens to hunt.

They must have a union agreement with the mice that live inside.

None of them leave anymore.

Does anyone remember the cartoon with the adversarial duo of the rooster and the fox punching the clock at the end of the day?

Yes and the sheepdog and wolf too.
My house just has too many little nooks and crannies, an army of cats couldn't keep them all away.

[ducpainter]

Yes and the sheepdog and wolf too.
My house just has too many little nooks and crannies, an army of cats couldn't keep them all away.

The wedding favors are kittens.

You can't leave it on the table...

all vehicles will be checked to ascertain there is at least one cat on board.

[lethe]

The wedding favors are kittens.

You can't leave it on the table...

all vehicles will be checked to ascertain there is at least one cat on board.

Trade in program then, I leave one and take one.

[ducpainter]

Trade in program then, I leave one and take one.

Is yours neutered?

Deal....

[TiNi]

The wedding favors are kittens.

You can't leave it on the table...

all vehicles will be checked to ascertain there is at least one cat on board.

you can only give kittens away as wedding favors if you tie a cute little ribbon around each and every one  

[lethe]

Is yours neutered?

Deal....

if I give you mine, yes and immortal too apparently.
if I grab one of the strays around here, I'd imagine not.

[DRKWNG]

you can only give kittens away as wedding favors if you tie a cute little ribbon around each and every one   

Or use a trebuchet as a kitty delivery device.  

[ducpainter]

you can only give kittens away as wedding favors if you tie a cute little ribbon around each and every one  

I'll paint them on if I have to.

[lethe]

I'll take the fattest one possible, more than a mouthful would allow it to last longer as a toy for the dogs.

[TiNi]

that's not funny lethe 

[ducpainter]

that's not funny lethe 

not even a little?