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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7667084 times)
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« Reply #74115 on: October 24, 2010, 04:28:00 AM »
Quote from: humorless dp on October 24, 2010, 04:25:56 AM
I can 'live' with that. Grin
splinters rather than breathing issues
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« Reply #74116 on: October 24, 2010, 04:30:35 AM »
splinters hurt.

it's amazing that such a small piece of wood can do that.

are zombies alive?

where's ML? he's the expert.
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« Reply #74117 on: October 24, 2010, 04:36:53 AM »
Alive is a state of mind.

If they are undead, that implies not dead.

So yes, they're alive.

And they're coming to nom your turkeys. 
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« Reply #74118 on: October 24, 2010, 04:39:02 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 24, 2010, 04:36:53 AM
Alive is a state of mind.

If they are undead, that implies not dead.

So yes, they're alive.

And they're coming to nom your turkeys. 
but I thought they want brains
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« Reply #74119 on: October 24, 2010, 04:41:07 AM »
Quote from: lethe on October 24, 2010, 04:39:02 AM
but I thought they want brains
I can assure you there is not one single brain cell amongst all 19 of those dumb sonsopregnant doges....
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« Reply #74120 on: October 24, 2010, 04:42:24 AM »
They do.

I eat hearts and I'm alive.

What's the problem?
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« Reply #74121 on: October 24, 2010, 04:43:36 AM »
What does a zombie cow say?

















































Grrrraaaaaaaiiinnnss

Grin
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« Reply #74122 on: October 24, 2010, 04:47:14 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 24, 2010, 04:43:36 AM
What does a zombie cow say?

Grrrraaaaaaaiiinnnss

Grin

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« Reply #74123 on: October 24, 2010, 04:55:22 AM »
and he thought I should go to the ban yourself thread. laughingdp
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« Reply #74124 on: October 24, 2010, 05:51:46 AM »
MoreNing All.  coffee

Quote from: red baron on October 23, 2010, 07:47:06 AM
We're great, looking forward to "winter"........ laughingdp

So when are you going to be here?
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« Reply #74125 on: October 24, 2010, 06:09:42 AM »
morning all ...

someone watched the f1 race?
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« Reply #74126 on: October 24, 2010, 06:12:20 AM »
Quote from: Bick on October 24, 2010, 05:51:46 AM
MoreNing All.  coffee

So when are you going to be here?


Maybe turkey day.
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« Reply #74127 on: October 24, 2010, 06:43:02 AM »
hola!

 coffee time here on a lazy sunday.

breakfast is in the oven (sausage/egg/cheese casserole).

dinner is in the crock pot.
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« Reply #74128 on: October 24, 2010, 07:02:48 AM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 24, 2010, 06:43:02 AM
hola!

 coffee time here on a lazy sunday.

breakfast is in the oven (sausage/egg/cheese casserole).

dinner is in the crock pot.



dinner so early?  whatabout lunch?Huh?Huh???
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #74129 on: October 24, 2010, 07:06:55 AM »
You're going to ruin it for the rest of us Randy. Angry


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