The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[lethe]

I'm going to build an automatic candy dispenser next year so I don't have to go downstairs. I'm thinking a demon face that makes an "Achtt Pewtt" spitting sound when it comes out of it's mouth and a sneezing sound every third time when it will come out the nose.

[ducpainter]

You should patent and sell them.

[lethe]

The consumer models would randomly spray pepper spray from the eyes

[TiNi]

haircut - buzz buzz
shower - squeaky clean

sidetrack before dinner with a dirty martini 

[The Bacon Junkie]

A DuCaTiNi...? 

[TiNi]

i think those are more like a cosmo... sillly 

[ducpainter]

The consumer models would randomly spray pepper spray from the eyes

Good idea...

trick or treat shouldn't be so one sided. 

[TiNi]

Good idea...

trick or treat shouldn't be so one sided. 

[The Bacon Junkie]

i think those are more like a cosmo... sillly 

How to do you drink a women's magazine?   

[TiNi]

you try that bacon junkie....

i like the one i've got 

do let me know how it is though 

[The Bacon Junkie]

you try that bacon junkie....

i like the one i've got 

do let me know how it is though 

nah... I'm already three glasses deep into a jug of chianti...

Thanks, though.   

Toasting my Rosie a sweet farewell.   

[TiNi]

do i dare have a 2nd martini on a school night? 

[The Bacon Junkie]

do i dare have a 2nd martini on a school night? 

[dons bad influence cap]

Go for it... What could possibly go wrong?   

[bad influence cap off/]

[ducpainter]

do i dare have a 2nd martini on a school night? 

I'll be disappointed if you don't.

[The Bacon Junkie]

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!




not that I advocate sloppy drunkard behavior or peer pressure in any way...