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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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#77235
December 27, 2010, 06:05:56 PM
Send some of the white stuff this way!

Feels like early October.

Lot of people out in shorts & t-shirts today!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#77236
December 27, 2010, 06:17:48 PM
you can have it all....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Stella

#77237
December 27, 2010, 08:45:04 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on December 27, 2010, 06:17:48 PM
you can have it all....

I can have it all?  Why yes, yes I CAN have it all, can't I?!  Now if I could just figure out how....

Third day on a new short term project for an annual event in D-town.
Includes some H.R. work such as background checks and hiring staff. 

People w/criminal histories are a-ok to hire as long as there are no crimes against children or "recent" violent felonies. 

Last Thursday's hire had a history that spanned 14 pages.

Today's entertainment was a cowboy hat and chaps sporting guy who stated that he was going to file a lawsuit because we were discriminatory against him by not offering paper applications for those â€" him â€" unable to use a computer to submit an application (for a 12 hour shift, minimum wage paying job) or by offering him assistance.   [roll]   

Less DMF posting and more job/new project seeking for this one. 



"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Stella

#77238
December 27, 2010, 08:54:23 PM
With one of the "Minimum Qualifications & Requirements" being "Extreme attention to detail..." do you think pointing out their errors w/in the job description and throughout their website will get me an interview or piss them off?

Example:

"...<position> is responsible for becoming truely involved and emmersed with each new and existing customer's technology needs..."

(Two of many errors.)

;)    [evil]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

MendoDave

#77239
December 27, 2010, 08:59:15 PM
While watching Perry Mason on KOFY I get informed from time to time that the program was previously recorded.

TiNi

#77240
December 28, 2010, 02:37:13 AM
this wind is relentless  :-\

ungeheuer

#77241
December 28, 2010, 04:14:43 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on December 28, 2010, 02:37:13 AM
this wind is relentless  :-\
Fortunately help is available....

Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Monsterlover

#77242
December 28, 2010, 04:15:58 AM
;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#77243
December 28, 2010, 05:28:45 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#77244
December 28, 2010, 05:35:26 AM
Howdy   :)
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Bick

#77245
December 28, 2010, 06:46:04 AM
More Ning.  [coffee]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Randimus Maximus

#77246
December 28, 2010, 07:00:59 AM
Ning.

Where's my  [coffee]?

ducpainter

#77247
December 28, 2010, 07:08:40 AM
It helps to open your eyes. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Randimus Maximus

#77248
December 28, 2010, 07:09:54 AM
Actually, Stella had a pot brewing already.

She's the best.  [thumbsup]

ducpainter

#77249
December 28, 2010, 07:12:12 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 28, 2010, 07:09:54 AM
Actually, Stella had a pot brewing already.

She's the best.  [thumbsup]
That's why I suggested opening your eyes. ;D

...and there is quite a bit of perspective in the word 'best'. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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