The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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Quote from: DrDesmosedici on February 10, 2011, 09:03:10 PM
Back from a trainwreck of a trip in Amarillo ...

"What state is New Hampshire in?" - TSA Agent at checkin while inspecting my ID

"Uh ... New England, of course"  ;D

Naturally, it got a lot more fun from there ... hehe

I hear the snap of a TSA agent putting on a rubber glove. :-X

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

Quote from: DrDesmosedici on February 10, 2011, 09:03:10 PM
"What state is New Hampshire in?"

Confusion?
Disarray?
Chaos?

So many ways to answer that after hearing stories of a certain annual event. 
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

TiNi

Quote from: Bick on February 11, 2011, 02:10:07 AM
Confusion?
Disarray?
Chaos?

So many ways to answer that after hearing stories of a certain annual event. 

what on earth are you doing posting at this hour?  ???

ready for coffee? it's ready  ;D

oh yeah... don't forget...

it's friday!!!!

Ddan

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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
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Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 11, 2011, 02:27:50 AM
what on earth are you doing posting at this hour?  ???

ready for coffee? it's ready  ;D

oh yeah... don't forget...

it's friday!!!!


Too lazy to look for the Can't Sleep thread.  :-\

More Ning.

Yes, [coffee] would be good.  Thank you.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *


Ddan

You don't like it?  Should I cross-post into the 'internet find of the day' thread?
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

Duck-Stew

Ryan...  Thx for lookin' out.  Been dealing with a shit-ton of stress @ work lately and needed to blow off a little steam.

It's 4:58am here & I'm up getting ready for work...  So yeah, coffee would be nice!
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

ducpainter

Did someone say coffee?
Quote from: Stella on February 10, 2011, 11:37:17 PM
Just because you have an 888 (or a 666 or a 777 or whatever it is) doesn't entitle you to be babysitting those of us who may have had a beverage or two and post in what may not be the most appropriate threed.

[roll]




;D
he's getting really bossy.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



The Bacon Junkie

Ya, I'm practicing for when I'm 800 years old, I can take over your job!  ;)









I've got a ways to go...   :-*


;D


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 11, 2011, 07:36:33 AM
Ya, I'm practicing for when I'm 800 years old, I can take over your job!  ;)









I've got a ways to go...   :-*


;D


[bacon]
Don't be exaggerating my age.

You'll hurt the lost feeling.

I'm only like 404. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: ducpainter on February 11, 2011, 07:38:49 AM
Don't be exaggerating my age.

You'll hurt the lost feeling.

I'm only like 404. ;)

Sorry, I was rounding up...   :)

Just rounded too far.  :P


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DarkMonster620

Hello again from Brazil ...

Last post from down here ...

Crappy hotel, don't stay at ibis hotel in campinas if you ever come here ... breakfast is not included in daily rate and personel is hardly 'unilingual' ...  >:( ... Today I wasn't able to  shower in the morning cause someone from the staff, closed the 'cold'water main and only hot, I mean, boiling hot water came from the tap ...

Arrive in Panama tomorrow at about 1600h and leave for Belize on Monday for one week ... in the meantime, Gina is all alone and getting dusty ...  :'(

So ... did I win the Cortech leather's?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

afternoon
came home a touch early, had a bit of intestinal distress going on
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Timmy Tucker

Quote from: lethe on February 11, 2011, 12:21:04 PM
afternoon
came home a touch early, had a bit of intestinal distress going on

I feel your pain. I was that guy yesterday. Except I was already home. Hope you feel better soon.



On a brighter note:



Things are looking up after a month of shitty, mostly unrideable weather. The only silver lining in being unemployed... looks like I may get to ride my ass off next week.  [moto]
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