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DRKWNG

#82950
March 27, 2011, 07:31:22 PM
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Monsterlover

#82951
March 27, 2011, 07:32:18 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Popeye the Sailor

#82952
March 27, 2011, 08:19:01 PM
I'll show up if I can burn Kev.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DRKWNG

#82953
March 27, 2011, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 27, 2011, 08:19:01 PM
I'll show up if I can burn Kev.

That sort of attitude won't get you a sammich.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Rev. Millertime

#82954
March 27, 2011, 09:51:12 PM
I'm coming this year... lets burn a small village!
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Popeye the Sailor

#82955
March 27, 2011, 10:07:03 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on March 27, 2011, 08:31:04 PM
That sort of attitude won't get you a sammich.

I'll roast a pig over the deal king and hand out fresh bacon.


I'd give you some, but you might accidentally throw it away, then ask for more.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

TiNi

#82956
March 28, 2011, 02:30:26 AM
wow...

i didn't realize you hated the color yellow that much kev...

morning  [coffee]

Ddan

#82957
March 28, 2011, 02:39:38 AM
Morning.

Yellow is faster than orange...
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
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TiNi

#82958
March 28, 2011, 02:42:40 AM
zing!  [laugh]

morning dan

Ddan

#82959
March 28, 2011, 02:47:40 AM
Hi Mel   ;D
Happy Monday
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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TiNi

#82960
March 28, 2011, 03:05:48 AM
you're cheery today... wanna borrow the pom poms?

DRKWNG

#82961
March 28, 2011, 03:23:36 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 27, 2011, 10:07:03 PM
I'll roast a pig over the deal king and hand out fresh bacon.


I'd give you some, but you might accidentally throw it away, then ask for more.

[laugh]
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Ddan

#82962
March 28, 2011, 03:46:08 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on March 28, 2011, 03:05:48 AM
you're cheery today... wanna borrow the pom poms?
I'll pass, thanks  ;)
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

Monsterlover

#82963
March 28, 2011, 04:36:59 AM
Yellow is not faster than orange.

Proven fact.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#82964
March 28, 2011, 05:38:25 AM
Morning all!

Working from home today, nice and sunny, not so hot but a bit humid here in my hometown ...

have a nice Monday all !!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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