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ducpainter

#84735
April 22, 2011, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: Bick on April 22, 2011, 08:09:17 PM
[roll]

;D

You may have to explain what a cassette is to some of these youngins.

How's your 8 Track selection?  ;D

45's & 78's?

Victrola?  :-*
Dood...

I have vinyl... 8)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#84736
April 22, 2011, 08:14:06 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#84737
April 22, 2011, 08:24:36 PM
I won!!!  Bimota's for all my friends!!!
(promise is as valid as the following notice)

Quote
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY DIVISION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING,
WASHINGTON, DC USA

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY


The Federal Bureau of Investigation is hereby using this message to officially notify you of a pending transaction owed to you. Apparently, an International Lottery Company ( Marielle Global Lottery ) located in Madrid, Spain recently launched a new lottery system in which automatically selects alphabets, numbers and after ward randomly selects domains from all over the world. When an e-mail address is generated by this system, any e-mail that is VALID automatically wins their lottery.

The lottery company launched this system and apparently your e-mail address was a lucky winner of $1,000,000.00 US Dollars ( One Million United States Dollars ). The lottery took place on the 14th of December 2010, they claimed to have notified you as of then and also placed adverts all over their local websites, billboards, fliers and even TV stations. The Federal Bureau of Investigation found out about the transaction and started a stealth investigation, upon completion of the investigation, it was found that the lottery company never contacted you and wanted to keep the money without paying you.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation then placed a lawsuit against the lottery company in respect of the missing payment, also charged the lottery company for advertising your e-mail address which has caused you receiving alot of unsolicited e-mails from different impostors from all around the world. We hereby immediately advise you to STOP all communications with any individual outside your country claiming to have money or funds for you, proper investigations have started in regards to these impostors.

Presently, the lottery company has approved your payment to be paid via Wire Transfer using the Western Union Money Transfer system. Any upfront payment in which may be required to complete this transaction will be taken care of by your new appointed agent, therefore you are NOT spending any of your personal money to receive your winning prize.

You are hereby required to immediately contact your approved transaction agent by filling the following form below:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
HOME PHONE NUMBER:
CELL / MOBILE PHONE NUMBER:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:

You are required to immediately contact your agent with the above requested details and send the information to the following information below:

CONTACT AGENT DETAILS BELOW:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: Paul Wellington

CONTACT AGENT E-MAIL: p.welling@globomail.com

CONTACT AGENT PHONE NUMBER: +234 80 54 444 571

Once you contact Mr. Paul Wellington, he will immediately begin processing this transaction as he has been approved by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and also the INTERPOL since he is working internationally. We hereby give maximum guarantee and assurance that your winning prize will be released to you once you contact Mr. Paul Wellington.

Signed,

Director,
Federal Bureau of Investigation,
Washington, DC USA
Robert S. Mueller III.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Buckethead

#84738
April 22, 2011, 08:30:50 PM
Quote from: Bick on April 22, 2011, 08:24:36 PM
I won!!!  Bimota's for all my friends!!!
(promise is as valid as the following notice)


DB5, please.

That swingarm is pure sex.

Also, congrats on having registered the winning email. That must be, like, 1 in a billion.  [clap]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

#84739
April 22, 2011, 08:33:51 PM
11ty billion even.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Buckethead

#84740
April 22, 2011, 08:34:33 PM
'zactly.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Ddan

#84741
April 23, 2011, 02:50:49 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 22, 2011, 07:57:50 PM
I'm a bit of an ass too.

You gonna roll your friggen eyes at me too? :-*I still listen to Little Feat on cassette M...

there's nothing wrong with good music. ;)

evening BTW


Did you just favorably compare John Denver and Little Feat?   You better come out of the booth.
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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The Architect

#84742
April 23, 2011, 04:26:06 AM
Morning, it's snowing!  I'm not talking flurries, it's coming down hard, mid January kind of snow, it's accumulating   [bang]

I guess I'm not taking the bikes out of storage today.   :(

If the plow guy comes buy I'm going to jump off my roof. 

Ddan

#84743
April 23, 2011, 05:24:59 AM
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

DRKWNG

#84744
April 23, 2011, 06:00:42 AM
Quote from: Bick on April 22, 2011, 08:09:17 PM

Victrola?  :-*

Just found my way into an antique one. Really big one at that, set into a mahagony cabinet.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ducpainter

#84745
April 23, 2011, 06:53:39 AM
Quote from: Dan on April 23, 2011, 02:50:49 AM
Did you just favorably compare John Denver and Little Feat?   You better come out of the booth.
Not my intention.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#84746
April 23, 2011, 07:19:02 AM
morning
going to be a nice rainy weekend
makes me want to go back to bed
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

KnightofNi

#84747
April 23, 2011, 07:41:37 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on April 22, 2011, 06:20:57 PM
I still listen to John. Knight's ex said my ipod sucked!  It has good songs from a while back.

My big plan for the night is to make a bowl of popcorn and watch an Elvis movie on Netflix.  I got my 2 growlers filled at Georgetown Brewing and am ready for the weekend!

We are also getting some work done on our condo.  The previous owner glued a flat screen tv holder to the wall. It had to be cut out. It is gone and the patching is in progress. Getting a new garbage disposal too.

Bigger paychecks are a wonderful thing!   [popcorn]   [beer]

in her defense, she is a metalhead.
to point out the irony, she plays a lot of stuff that even i can't take.

i'm decidedly not a john denver fan. "good music" is in the eye of the beholder.



ohh and congrats on getting the work done!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

#84748
April 23, 2011, 07:47:00 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2011, 07:41:37 AM
in her defense, she is a metalhead.
to point out the irony, she plays a lot of stuff that even i can't take.

i'm decidedly not a john denver fan. "good music" is in the eye of the beholder.



ohh and congrats on getting the work done!
some people have really screwed up eyes but they can still be decent people
My wife likes a really broad range of music. Listening to her Ipod might have Slayer followed by Kenny G followed by Bing Crosby singing a Christmas song
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#84749
April 23, 2011, 08:20:56 AM
still snowing...

and my sump pump died this am...

I hate this house.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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