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DarkMonster620

#87450
June 10, 2011, 09:07:47 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 10, 2011, 09:03:33 AM
new forum name suggestion... BAMT (bad ass monkey toes)  [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

[thumbsup] [clap]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

fastwin

#87451
June 10, 2011, 09:42:31 AM
OK, here's one of those men/women Mars/Venus things in real life. I'm helping the wifely unit clean up the house to get it ready for an all gal party tonight. Can you say I'm earning mega kitchen points?? I knew you could. So I'm working on the kitchen and she asks me to pull out the good wine glasses. No prob. Then she asks me where are the little "wine glass bracelets". To which I say WTF is that? They apparently are little "thingys" you put on your wine glass to ID it as yours so you don't pick up and drink someone elses wine. Huh?? My response is "you're at a party/dinner and you don't know which wine glass is yours?? How the make the beast with two backs did you loose track of that??" Think about it. How many times have you and the guys been out and about with beer drinking going on and some dude says "hey, is this my beer or yours?" Just how much shit would that guy catch? #1 rule of drinking is keep up with your damn drink. In fact it should probably never leave your hand! [bang] Oh... and no, I do not where the damn glass bracelet thingys are. ;D We apparently are living in the same house but on two different planets. [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

KnightofNi

#87452
June 10, 2011, 09:49:06 AM
i have seen those things in use, and nobody ever remembers which one is theirs anyways.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

#87453
June 10, 2011, 09:49:54 AM
Quote from: fastwin on June 10, 2011, 09:42:31 AM
We apparently are living in the same house but on two different planets. [laugh]

You too? [laugh]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#87454
June 10, 2011, 09:50:19 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 10, 2011, 09:49:06 AM
i have seen those things in use, and nobody ever remembers which one is theirs anyways.

xactly !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Stella

#87455
June 10, 2011, 10:00:25 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on June 10, 2011, 07:04:25 AM
I told off a student last night. Lost all patience for his BS and let him have it.

I will hear about it today.  I did apologize, but I did mean what I said. The guy was an ass and would not shut up.  I was not the lead instructor and could not take the lead on the situation. The lead could not control him.

He did shut up after I told him what for. Half the class clapped.


Do NOT mess with the Monkey!!!    

Well done Mary.  No doubt there have been so many other people who only dreamed of letting him have it but
didn't have the cojones or were overly PC.     [clap]


TGIF Duc peeps.        [beer]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

fastwin

#87456
June 10, 2011, 10:06:03 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 10, 2011, 09:49:06 AM
i have seen those things in use, and nobody ever remembers which one is theirs anyways.

Probably caused by the drinking! [laugh] I don't remember being so drunk I still couldn't ID my drink/beer. I take it pretty seriously. [laugh] [drink] [beer] [wine]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

DarkMonster620

#87457
June 10, 2011, 10:09:07 AM
My drink = My hands ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#87458
June 10, 2011, 10:16:18 AM
My drink is the full one. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#87459
June 10, 2011, 12:01:45 PM
^^   That's a Pro talking   ;D
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

TiNi

#87460
June 10, 2011, 12:09:28 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Ddan

#87461
June 10, 2011, 12:26:16 PM
Good afternoon Ducers
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

Pip

#87462
June 10, 2011, 12:26:39 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 10, 2011, 10:16:18 AM
My drink is the full one. ;D

Possession IS 9/10ths of the law.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

DarkMonster620

#87463
June 10, 2011, 12:55:25 PM
and knowing your drink are the other 11/10ths ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#87464
June 10, 2011, 12:59:08 PM
It's alcohol...

my lips never even touch the glass. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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