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DarkMonster620

#88635
June 26, 2011, 04:41:29 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 26, 2011, 04:37:43 AM
Some org selling class related books kept calling trying to sell to me. At the time the phone was also a business phone for my mom's small biz. She was having a stressful day.

They said he has to decline on his own.

Mom: he can't

They: why not

Mom: he's dead

They: oh....sorry.

Reunion problem solved ;D

That's a good one ... I'll try to use it with creditos ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#88636
June 26, 2011, 04:44:57 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 26, 2011, 04:37:43 AM
Some org selling class related books kept calling trying to sell to me. At the time the phone was also a business phone for my mom's small biz. She was having a stressful day.

They said he has to decline on his own.

Mom: he can't

They: why not

Mom: he's dead

They: oh....sorry.

Reunion problem solved ;D
I've had fun going to my reunions recently.

Boy have they gotten old. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#88637
June 26, 2011, 04:51:34 AM
I haven't been to any yet, and at this point I'm not sure I want to see how old they all are.   ;)
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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DarkMonster620

#88638
June 26, 2011, 04:55:04 AM
the last one we had, 20yrs, it was fun, half the 'girls' have had some sort of surgery performed and the other half were, either fat and I mean fat or looked exactly as they did back in 88 ...

the ones with surgery had basically done the usual, front bumpers, facelift ... fat sucking ... and these were not precisley the 'good looking' ones ...

my only difference with 88, less hair more gut ;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#88639
June 26, 2011, 04:57:58 AM
[laugh]

Front bumpers

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#88640
June 26, 2011, 04:59:55 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 26, 2011, 04:57:58 AM
[laugh]

Front bumpers

[laugh]

can I say  'tits' here?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#88641
June 26, 2011, 05:00:47 AM
F1 race started, will be back in bout 2 hours ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#88642
June 26, 2011, 05:02:07 AM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#88643
June 26, 2011, 05:02:59 AM
Tits :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Architect

#88644
June 26, 2011, 05:18:35 AM
Morning. 

My garden is still a swamp.  I should have planted rice. 

Monsterlover

#88645
June 26, 2011, 05:21:35 AM
Or a crop of sump pumps ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#88646
June 26, 2011, 05:38:39 AM
Quote from: The Architect on June 26, 2011, 05:18:35 AM
Morning. 

My garden is still a swamp.  I should have planted rice. 
mine got so dry most of the peppers didn't make it. :-\
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#88647
June 26, 2011, 05:39:16 AM
I just realized monster dave has been absent for the last three weeks.

Interesting.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#88648
June 26, 2011, 05:42:25 AM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#88649
June 26, 2011, 05:47:08 AM
Yeah I knew about that. I just didn't realize he left over it.

The hurt feelings report is pretty funny.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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