The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[The Bacon Junkie]

Until then, please enjoy the music (compliments of french pants)

Edward Hill TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Where's Grace Potter?!   

Yeah, AJ.... weak moment. 

I'm better now, thanks.   

[RAT900]

It comes from being the only guy out of 120+ women at work... 


I know, Stella... Thanks.  I just have a case of the "I'm 37, single, and home on a Friday night doing laundry.."  blues, I guess... 

It's been three and a half years since my heart was broken by the one I thought was "The One."

Sometimes I wonder if I will ever find my true "One."

Ugh...  I'll be joining you in the "Druunk Threed"  presently...

oh jeez get a GRIP!!    

you are in sympathetic estrus distress from working in a damn hen house...

sucking in all those pheromones or whatever they are floating around in the air

making a girly-man outta you

<ducking for cover>  

and good glory those lyrics are worthy of Edgar Allan Poe in one of his darker moments <if that was ever possible>

Friday night and no date??   Frickin go FOOD SHOPPING....I met and dated some really fun ladies back between marriages  that I found there at the supermarket....(even single ones!!) on weekend nights

and no you don't lurk in Produce fondling the larger gourds and smiling creepily at the cute shoppers...I tried that and it doesn't work....

and when it does work.... trust me research has shown that you don't want anything to do with the respondents

all kidding aside it was a place where I did in fact meet a few nice ladies...easy to strike up a conversation about food/cooking ideas plans etc...

(Rat Tip: just make sure she doesn't have a jumbo pack of tampons in the basket and an angry facial expression)

It is kind of a "given" that if single they aren't exactly in a committed relationship if they are foraging on a Friday night

hell for me it beat doing Bar pick-ups...and food likes and dislikes are an easy conversational portal.....(avoid militant vegans with piles of granola boxes in their baskets if you have a rack of prime rib in the basket)

[The Bacon Junkie]

No Prime Rib... just bacon... 

Thanks for the tips... I'll have to try it out next weekend.   

Tomorrow night I'm hanging with SacDuc.  ...maybe that's part of the problem!    

[Stella]

or perhaps your wine is talking and in the morning you'll remember you have to cut your hair this weekend...one strand at a time...  

Negatory on an implied vino-induced offer to visit.

I (we / randimus) am/are more than happy to tool down the road.  

Woodland park?  sheesh.  it's nothin'.      



If it doesn't work, it doesn't work.  Family first.      

And if they're not family, you better be ready for me/us!      

[Stella]

oh jeez get a GRIP!!    

you are in sympathetic estrus distress from working in a damn hen house...

sucking in all those pheromones or whatever they are floating around in the air

making a girly-man outta you

<ducking for cover>  

and good glory those lyrics are worthy of Edgar Allan Poe in one of his darker moments <if that was ever possible>

Friday night and no date??   Frickin go FOOD SHOPPING....I met and dated some really fun ladies back between marriages  that I found there at the supermarket....(even single ones!!) on weekend nights

and no you don't lurk in Produce fondling the larger gourds and smiling creepily at the cute shoppers...I tried that and it doesn't work....

and when it does work.... trust me research has shown that you don't want anything to do with the respondents

all kidding aside it was a place where I did in fact meet a few nice ladies...easy to strike up a conversation about food/cooking ideas plans etc...

(Rat Tip: just make sure she doesn't have a jumbo pack of tampons in the basket and an angry facial expression)

It is kind of a "given" that if single they aren't exactly in a committed relationship if they are foraging on a Friday night

hell for me it beat doing Bar pick-ups...and food likes and dislikes are an easy conversational portal.....(avoid militant vegans with piles of granola boxes in their baskets if you have a rack of prime rib in the basket)

Too wordy for me to read tonight.   I'm hitting the hay.

Call me AJ!   



I really have to define that don't I? 

AJ, call me.

[RAT900]

no sound-bites and bumper stickers for the lovelorn here

good night

[AJ]

Until then, please enjoy the music (compliments of french pants)

Edward Hill TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF

     
WTF?!?!?


Goodnight Stella! Tomorrow I will call you AJ!


Thanks RAT, knew I could count on you for the disparaging estrus remarks 


TBJ, have fun molestering SacDuc and his canine crew.
I'll add to RAT's last comment: avoid militant vegans AT ALL COSTS

And happy    !!

[RAT900]

No Problem AJ 

[The Bacon Junkie]

Thanks AJ.. 

The canines usually do the molestering... Fritz pees on me everytime. Without fail. 

Apparently, I'm the only one he gets that excited about seeing... He pees on nobody else.

I feel the love! 


I'll do my best to avoid the militant vegans.  I've actually had a vegan ride cupcake with me once. I made her wear leather pants!     She put them on over her jeans, so her skin wouldn't have to touch dead cow...      Very laid back about the vegan thing, she was... didn't try to push her beliefs or any moral crap on me.   

Have fun with Stella... er, your family! 

[AJ]

  
Wow, the peeing and the "my skin can't touch dead cow" - too funny!

Maybe I can pass Stella off as a long lost cousin

[The Bacon Junkie]

Such is my life...   

Ya, this girl was a vegan before being a vegan was cool..  At least she doesn't drive a Prius! 

If you can pass Stella off as a cousin, you're guaranteed to have some shenanigans afoot... 

[ducpainter]

the estrogen is still pretty thick in here...

morning

[T]

 tried keeping up with the dp last night. Ouch.   

[ungeheuer]

evening (said ungeheuer, in the deepest man-voice he could muster)   

[Ddan]

the estrogen is still pretty thick in here...

morning

maybe we need a girls room...

tried keeping up with the dp last night. Ouch.   

maybe we need a girls room...