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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7324119 times)
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« Reply #91845 on: August 19, 2011, 07:42:10 AM »
bacon should not be currency
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« Reply #91846 on: August 19, 2011, 07:46:30 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 19, 2011, 07:42:10 AM
bacon should not be currency

BUT...you can barder with bacon and it subsequently then does become a form of currency
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« Reply #91847 on: August 19, 2011, 08:03:47 AM »
Quote from: AJ on August 19, 2011, 06:35:36 AM


Lethe: glad you're avoiding 95


I-95 in that area is one of the levels of hell.  One level below having saddam hussein private parts on your forehead for eternity. 



(I can't believe I just typed that on a public forum.) 
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« Reply #91848 on: August 19, 2011, 08:13:04 AM »
Quote from: The Architect on August 19, 2011, 08:03:47 AM
I-95 in that area is one of the levels of hell.  One level below having saddam hussein private parts on your forehead for eternity. 



(I can't believe I just typed that on a public forum.) 

is that like the Hitler getting pineapples rammed up his ass in Little Nicky?
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« Reply #91849 on: August 19, 2011, 11:39:42 AM »
Dear Shit,
I realize that this is a source of amusement for you, and I realize that you have no interest in my opinion, but if you could please stop hitting the fan, I would be much obliged.
Respectfully,
AJ
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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« Reply #91850 on: August 19, 2011, 02:21:45 PM »
Quote from: zooom on August 19, 2011, 08:13:04 AM
is that like the Hitler getting pineapples rammed up his ass in Little Nicky?

I assume so............
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« Reply #91851 on: August 19, 2011, 02:47:29 PM »
Ok all, good evening ...

Hope you're all enjoying the first day of DIMBY ... enjoy, have fun and burn a house on my behalf ...
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« Reply #91852 on: August 19, 2011, 06:36:27 PM »
EverNing.

Home from the funeral.  Long day.  Going to be asleep very soon.

Quote from: AJ on August 19, 2011, 11:39:42 AM
Dear Shit,
I realize that this is a source of amusement for you, and I realize that you have no interest in my opinion, but if you could please stop hitting the fan, I would be much obliged.
Respectfully,
AJ

It's spread to you now, too?
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« Reply #91853 on: August 19, 2011, 07:01:53 PM »
Quote from: Bick on August 19, 2011, 06:36:27 PM
EverNing.

Home from the funeral.  Long day.  Going to be asleep very soon.

It's spread to you now, too?

Yup. 

Condolences, dude.  Sleep well. 

A bit more work to be done here and then I'm hoping for a full night of sleep at last.
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
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« Reply #91854 on: August 19, 2011, 07:43:54 PM »
Hi.

My name is toast. 

See you all in the a.m.

Good sleeps to those who need peacefulness tonight.


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« Reply #91855 on: August 19, 2011, 08:08:48 PM »
Wrecked the moto.

Came around a corner, not thinking about riding at all (moron) found a car stopped in the road. Grabbed too much break, went over the handlebars, bounced off the car trunk, landed on the pavement, bike landed on me. Stopped the rear tire from the still running bike with my arm.

Ow.
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« Reply #91856 on: August 19, 2011, 08:11:12 PM »
Oh noes!  Shocked

Glad you're well enough to type.



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« Reply #91857 on: August 19, 2011, 08:23:47 PM »
Wow Dave! I hope you are OK. What bike?
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« Reply #91858 on: August 19, 2011, 08:25:13 PM »
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« Reply #91859 on: August 19, 2011, 08:36:23 PM »
Yikes! Glad you're in one piece MrI, hope you've got bruises and not bone breaks.
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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