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ungeheuer

#92460
August 30, 2011, 05:18:51 AM
School for me was a social gathering - any learning was purely incidental and occurred despite my lack of effort  [laugh].

My kids seem to enjoy school too, but rate each day according to how much sport is timetabled.  Monday is apparently "Marvelous", whereas Thursday is referred to as "Turdsday". 

They make me so proud  :D.
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

LMT

#92461
August 30, 2011, 06:30:58 AM
Typed a long post, hit the refresh button by mistake.  [coffee] stat!

Recap:
I liked school. Better then home.
Real boss loves me.
Fake boss is crazy, will go off the deep end one day and get fired.
Waiting.

Popeye the Sailor

#92462
August 30, 2011, 07:02:20 AM
This being an adult thing is totally overrated.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

KnightofNi

#92463
August 30, 2011, 07:03:15 AM
45 minutes to go 1.3 miles.
no idea why. it just took that long.
i think everyone and their mother drove the same route as i did and nobody carpooled.


Quote from: MrIncredible on August 30, 2011, 07:02:20 AM
This being an adult thing is totally overrated.

i agree wholeheartedly
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Randimus Maximus

#92464
August 30, 2011, 07:27:27 AM
I think I need to "take a sheet"

Monsterlover

#92465
August 30, 2011, 07:39:42 AM
The laundry mat?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Bick

#92466
August 30, 2011, 07:55:13 AM
More Ning. [coffee]

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 30, 2011, 06:30:58 AM
Typed a long post, hit the refresh button by mistake.  [coffee] stat!

Recap:
I liked school. Better then home.
Real boss loves me.
Fake boss is crazy, will go off the deep end one day and get fired.
Waiting.

We want the full version!  ;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

KnightofNi

#92467
August 30, 2011, 08:58:22 AM
just had a meeting with my mgr and HR.

They asked what they could do to help me improve at this job.

i don't think they wanted to hear "get me out"
so i didn't say that.

i explained my theory that this place sucks the life out of you and there is nothing about it that is enjoyable.
after i got done with my surprisingly calm explaination of the whys and hows behind the statement they just stared at me slack jawed for a minute.
i hope that pain in my foot isn't a self inflicted gunshot.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Bick

#92468
August 30, 2011, 09:09:10 AM
Quote from: King Tut on August 30, 2011, 08:58:22 AM
just had a meeting with my mgr and HR.

They asked what they could do to help me improve at this job.

i don't think they wanted to hear "get me out"
so i didn't say that.

i explained my theory that this place sucks the life out of you and there is nothing about it that is enjoyable.
after i got done with my surprisingly calm explaination of the whys and hows behind the statement they just stared at me slack jawed for a minute.
i hope that pain in my foot isn't a self inflicted gunshot.


Did it go like this?

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

lethe

#92469
August 30, 2011, 09:33:52 AM
Quote from: King Tut on August 30, 2011, 08:58:22 AM
just had a meeting with my mgr and HR.

They asked what they could do to help me improve at this job.

i don't think they wanted to hear "get me out"
so i didn't say that.

i explained my theory that this place sucks the life out of you and there is nothing about it that is enjoyable.
after i got done with my surprisingly calm explaination of the whys and hows behind the statement they just stared at me slack jawed for a minute.
i hope that pain in my foot isn't a self inflicted gunshot.

If that didn't do it, you still have the other foot to shoot.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#92470
August 30, 2011, 09:37:01 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#92471
August 30, 2011, 10:02:58 AM
good early afternoon all,

Hey KT, weird, that sounds like me a couple of years ago ... uhm ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#92472
August 30, 2011, 10:08:31 AM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

The Bacon Junkie

#92473
August 30, 2011, 11:01:21 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DarkMonster620

#92474
August 30, 2011, 11:02:25 AM
I had a slight idea that it could be of your liking ..
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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