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« Reply #92745 on: September 03, 2011, 03:52:56 AM »

maybe she got a job and is already working overtime, that would be a good cat
she needs to take care of her babies or I'm taking her check.
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« Reply #92746 on: September 03, 2011, 03:53:38 AM »

We dont do "pets" anymore.

Cows and chooks is it.

If a cow gets sick we call the vet, if a chook get sick I dig a hole.
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« Reply #92747 on: September 03, 2011, 03:56:58 AM »

We dont do "pets" anymore.

Cows and chooks is it.

If a cow gets sick we call the vet, if a chook get sick I dig a hole.
I'm with you...except farm animals and vets get 'spensive...fast

What's a chook?
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« Reply #92748 on: September 03, 2011, 04:00:33 AM »

seems like it's either a chicken or a hat
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chook

I've never raised a hat from birth, what do they eat?
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« Reply #92749 on: September 03, 2011, 04:03:07 AM »

seems like it's either a chicken or a hat
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chook

I've never raised a hat from birth, what do they eat?

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-cho2.htm

silly aussies...
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« Reply #92750 on: September 03, 2011, 04:07:46 AM »

Morning.  Gotta run.

Hi Dan.  Look what I found.

http://nh.craigslist.org/bar/2568400612.html.
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« Reply #92751 on: September 03, 2011, 04:09:56 AM »

Morning.  Gotta run.

Hi Dan.  Look what I found.

http://nh.craigslist.org/bar/2568400612.html.

Says 'page not found'.

Don't you start    Grin
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« Reply #92752 on: September 03, 2011, 04:10:29 AM »

I'm with you...except farm animals and vets get 'spensive...fast
True... but you cant not when the need arises.

What's a chook?
It lays eggs.

silly aussies...
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« Reply #92753 on: September 03, 2011, 04:11:03 AM »

Says 'page not found'.

Don't you start    Grin
maybe he's suggesting you buy a poorly drawn cow
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« Reply #92754 on: September 03, 2011, 04:13:46 AM »

I'm "frugal" .  I'll draw my own damn cow.    Wink
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« Reply #92755 on: September 03, 2011, 04:17:06 AM »

I'm "frugal" .  I'll draw my own damn cow.    Wink
Save time and effort...

just give in. Kiss
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« Reply #92756 on: September 03, 2011, 04:20:40 AM »

Save time and effort...

just give in. Kiss
So you did go to VT then?  Wink
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« Reply #92757 on: September 03, 2011, 04:22:01 AM »

So you did go to VT then?  Wink
Not yet. Grin applause
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« Reply #92758 on: September 03, 2011, 04:23:16 AM »

there may still be hope that long haired friendly black mother cat comes home

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« Reply #92759 on: September 03, 2011, 04:24:13 AM »

MoreNing.

Very sorry to hear about Mama kitty.   Cry

SBK boy....nice!   Cheesy


there may still be hope that long haired friendly black mother cat comes home

I would like to believe this as well.
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