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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7692154 times)
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« Reply #92955 on: September 06, 2011, 05:26:14 PM »
Quote from: Bick on September 06, 2011, 05:23:02 PM
Guys meant in the non gender specific form.
That's the problem with you fly boys...

everything is 'non' specific. laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #92956 on: September 06, 2011, 05:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Bick on September 06, 2011, 05:23:02 PM
Guys meant in the non gender specific form.

I know, just though it worth mentioning. CNN had an article about 9/11 female responders today. Interesting read.
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« Reply #92957 on: September 06, 2011, 05:30:23 PM »
Quote from: duck soup on September 06, 2011, 05:26:14 PM
That's the problem with you fly boys...

everything is 'non' specific. laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

You want something specific?

I hope to watch "Limitless" at some point this evening.

I am getting irritated because for the last @ 20 minutes I have been stuck watching previews that I cannot skip or even fast forward through. bang head Angry
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #92958 on: September 06, 2011, 06:55:49 PM »
Ning ning.

Helped a stranded rider today. Third one, I think, since I've lived here. Good thing I have a trailer these days.
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« Reply #92959 on: September 06, 2011, 07:52:33 PM »
Quote from: lethe on September 06, 2011, 03:55:39 PM
while not quite the root of all evil, he is the root of most inconveniences like rashes and bad weather

ok, that's funny

any potential horizontal mambo partners need not hear this one though. haha
so of course it's going on facebook...
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« Reply #92960 on: September 06, 2011, 09:37:07 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 06, 2011, 06:55:49 PM
Ning ning.

Helped a stranded rider today. Third one, I think, since I've lived here. Good thing I have a trailer these days.

Good on ya, Dave!  waytogo

Yesterday on the way back down the 33, I came upon a young lady who had lowsided her Ninja 250 and slid onto the berm on the side of the road.  She said she saw gravel and grabbed too much front brake. 

Anyway, she was unhurt, but her left side rearset was broken off.  Then only thing keeping it attached was the shift linkage.  Her D-B boy friend was just standing there with his thumb up his ass telling her everything she did wrong.   Roll Eyes  (FTR he was in pristine white leathers, with immaculate knee pucks, on a CBR1000rr that had chicken strips wider than my ex-girlfriend's ass.) 

So, I cut out the internal lacing on my A* smx-plus boot and reattached her peg the best I could. 

I got a text from her today saying she made it home safely, thanks to me and my bootlace.  Smiley




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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #92961 on: September 07, 2011, 01:18:30 AM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 06, 2011, 09:37:07 PM
Good on ya, Dave!  waytogo

Yesterday on the way back down the 33, I came upon a young lady who had lowsided her Ninja 250 and slid onto the berm on the side of the road.  She said she saw gravel and grabbed too much front brake. 

Anyway, she was unhurt, but her left side rearset was broken off.  Then only thing keeping it attached was the shift linkage.  Her D-B boy friend was just standing there with his thumb up his ass telling her everything she did wrong.   Roll Eyes  (FTR he was in pristine white leathers, with immaculate knee pucks, on a CBR1000rr that had chicken strips wider than my ex-girlfriend's ass.) 

So, I cut out the internal lacing on my A* smx-plus boot and reattached her peg the best I could. 

I got a text from her today saying she made it home safely, thanks to me and my bootlace.  Smiley




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Nice job McGyver   waytogo

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« Reply #92962 on: September 07, 2011, 01:47:16 AM »
Quote from: SBK boy on September 07, 2011, 01:18:30 AM
Nice job McGyver   waytogo

Morning

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« Reply #92963 on: September 07, 2011, 02:09:09 AM »
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« Reply #92964 on: September 07, 2011, 02:27:45 AM »
Morning, and BuBye, I'm off to another wonderful day...
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« Reply #92965 on: September 07, 2011, 02:38:10 AM »
Quote from: SBK boy on September 07, 2011, 02:27:45 AM
Morning, and BuBye, I'm off to another wonderful day...
awww come on.

Stay and play. Grin
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« Reply #92966 on: September 07, 2011, 03:25:11 AM »
Morning,

I'll be here all day ... well if weather is as yesterday's or the day before, I might use my last $4.00 and put some gas in Gina a go for a ride ...
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« Reply #92967 on: September 07, 2011, 03:26:50 AM »
There was a time $4 would fill it.
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« Reply #92968 on: September 07, 2011, 03:29:31 AM »
Quote from: duck soup on September 07, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
There was a time $4 would fill it.

That's a bit less than a gallon, but, I've got the 0.25 that are needed to pour in 1 gallon ... Grin
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« Reply #92969 on: September 07, 2011, 03:33:22 AM »
short ride... Wink
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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