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« Reply #94350 on: September 29, 2011, 05:32:43 PM »
Last trip my crane operator hit "up" on the controls when I instructed "down".


In less than two seconds we had almost torn 200 million dollars in half.




I was surprised I wasn't fired over it.
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« Reply #94351 on: September 29, 2011, 05:34:26 PM »
Quote from: peeny on September 29, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Last trip my crane operator hit "up" on the controls when I instructed "down".


In less than two seconds we had almost torn 200 million dollars in half.




I was surprised I wasn't fired over it.

That would suck.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #94352 on: September 29, 2011, 05:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Bick on September 29, 2011, 05:34:26 PM
That would suck.

It'd make for a great story  Wink


Though the chemicals would've likely killed everyone in the room. Awkward.
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« Reply #94353 on: September 29, 2011, 05:39:44 PM »
Quote from: peeny on September 29, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
It'd make for a great story  Wink


Though the chemicals would've likely killed everyone in the room. Awkward.

Yeah.  If everyone died, who'd be left to tell the story?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #94354 on: September 29, 2011, 05:41:56 PM »
Quote from: Bick on September 29, 2011, 05:39:44 PM
Yeah.  If everyone died, who'd be left to tell the story?

We have cameras running everywhere 24/7.


Don't make the beast with two backs up.
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« Reply #94355 on: September 30, 2011, 12:58:30 AM »
Quote from: peeny on September 29, 2011, 05:35:34 PM



Though the chemicals would've likely killed everyone in the room. Awkward.

At least then you couldn't be fired
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« Reply #94356 on: September 30, 2011, 01:20:18 AM »
Quote from: Dan on September 30, 2011, 12:58:30 AM
At least then you couldn't be fired

that's messed up dan...


happy friday gang
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« Reply #94357 on: September 30, 2011, 01:34:13 AM »
Quote from: TiNi on September 30, 2011, 01:20:18 AM
that's messed up dan...


happy friday gang
I'm just looking for a potential bright side to what could have been a bad moment   Grin


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« Reply #94358 on: September 30, 2011, 01:51:16 AM »
um... i don't think paula would agree with you  Wink
she needs him back home to take care of her visitor

gotta pack my weekender, heading to nyc to see my husband this weekend  Grin
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« Reply #94359 on: September 30, 2011, 02:28:49 AM »
FRIDAY evening Ducatters  chug
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« Reply #94360 on: September 30, 2011, 02:37:52 AM »
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« Reply #94361 on: September 30, 2011, 02:51:54 AM »
morning, evening ... still very very dark outside, temp is to stay in bed, close to 20°C /68°F ....
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« Reply #94362 on: September 30, 2011, 02:55:50 AM »
Quote from: Dan on September 29, 2011, 03:34:25 PM
...The man in the mirror is an imposter...
laughingdp I can relate to that...  

Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 02:51:54 AM
morning, evening ... still very very dark outside, temp is to stay in bed, close to 20°C /68°F ....
bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ....  I'm thinking Huskys, Igloos, Elk and hypothermia.
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« Reply #94363 on: September 30, 2011, 02:56:58 AM »
Post n run

Here's hoping today goes smoothly

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« Reply #94364 on: September 30, 2011, 03:34:13 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 30, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
laughingdp I can relate to that...  
bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ....  I'm thinking Huskys, Igloos, Elk and hypothermia.


laughingdp

on both counts...

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