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« Reply #94380 on: September 30, 2011, 05:48:45 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 30, 2011, 05:41:24 AM
aha..  in der Sindelfingen sprecht man unglaublisch, lustig un-Deutsch, heisst Schwabische  laughingdp.

I had already left Germany when you got there.

Ja schon klar, mann nicht spricht aber 'schwetz Schwabisch' ... mit viele Maultaschen, Spaetzle und Schintzeln ...

Quote from: lethe on September 30, 2011, 05:43:22 AM
Oh well, you got that too quick. Forget that I'm not talking to young 'uns that never heard such things.

At an office building in Armonk, NY. The desk where they have all the building systems controlled from (HVAC, lighting, fire, etc) is in this stupid closet under a stairway.

Well, what can I say, one of my favorite groups and what a place to put all that equipment ...

The other day in FB I posted a question, let's see who can answer it; the following line is from an80's song, who sings it,

You will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone"
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #94381 on: September 30, 2011, 05:49:57 AM »
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #94382 on: September 30, 2011, 05:52:44 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 30, 2011, 05:49:57 AM
Blue Oyster Cult

Golden Earring.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #94383 on: September 30, 2011, 05:54:27 AM »
Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 05:52:44 AM
Golden Earring.

Right ... what song?
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94384 on: September 30, 2011, 05:56:39 AM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 05:54:27 AM
Right ... what song?

Twilight Zone
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #94385 on: September 30, 2011, 06:01:33 AM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 05:48:45 AM
Ja schon klar, mann nicht spricht aber 'schwetz Schwabisch' ... mit viele Maultaschen, Spaetzle und Schintzeln ...
Hiradibbel  cheeky.

In der, die oder das (grammar was never my forte) ehemaliger Hauptstadt wir sprecht nur hochdeutsch.... with our pinky finger immer extended  laughingdp.
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« Reply #94386 on: September 30, 2011, 06:06:54 AM »
Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #94387 on: September 30, 2011, 06:12:39 AM »
Abend ung, Morning folks
 coffee

This week's Lesson Learned:
Don't slice bread with a very sharp knife while holding the underside of said loaf.
/facepalm

Mr. AJ has 8 stitches, has likely nerve damage to his index finger, and potential tendon damage, to be determined by the hospital hand specialist next week.

The good news is: he maxed out his health insurance deductible when he crashed my moto in May.  And in our tour of hospitals of the city, this last ER was the nicest.
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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« Reply #94388 on: September 30, 2011, 06:16:31 AM »
Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 06:06:54 AM
Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.




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« Reply #94389 on: September 30, 2011, 06:23:47 AM »
Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 05:56:39 AM
Twilight Zone



You're at least as old as I am ....
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 30, 2011, 06:01:33 AM
Hiradibbel  cheeky.

In der, die oder das (grammar was never my forte) ehemaliger Hauptstadt wir sprecht nur hochdeutsch.... with our pinky finger immer extended  laughingdp.


Neither it was mine ... always had issues in school because of grammar ... teachers had to think in English to understand whathahell I wrote down !!!

Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 06:06:54 AM
Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.


You still beleive that ... it's actually a chihuaha/schauner mix !!!! Grin
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94390 on: September 30, 2011, 06:27:34 AM »
Quote from: AJ on September 30, 2011, 06:12:39 AM
Abend ung, Morning folks
 coffee

This week's Lesson Learned:
Don't slice bread with a very sharp knife while holding the underside of said loaf.
/facepalm

Mr. AJ has 8 stitches, has likely nerve damage to his index finger, and potential tendon damage, to be determined by the hospital hand specialist next week.

The good news is: he maxed out his health insurance deductible when he crashed my moto in May.  And in our tour of hospitals of the city, this last ER was the nicest.


AJ, if I may, I can only say 'crap' ... Hope everything is just a cut and stiches and that hands only suffers from scar and nothing else ...!!!

Godspeed !
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94391 on: September 30, 2011, 06:32:08 AM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 06:27:34 AM
AJ, if I may, I can only say 'crap' ... Hope everything is just a cut and stiches and that hands only suffers from scar and nothing else ...!!!

Godspeed !

Thanks Carlos!!  He'll be ok, and it isn't his writing hand thank goodness.
I think the more appropriate word for Mr. AJ may be "idiot" ... He did the same thing in college, he really should have learned during his *first* ER visit from bread slicing!!
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
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« Reply #94392 on: September 30, 2011, 06:37:18 AM »
Quote from: AJ on September 30, 2011, 06:32:08 AM
Thanks Carlos!!  He'll be ok, and it isn't his writing hand thank goodness.
I think the more appropriate word for Mr. AJ may be "idiot" ... He did the same thing in college, he really should have learned during his *first* ER visit from bread slicing!!
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Where did it happen at first? Do you really learn something in college appart from drinking beer and partying?

and using protection ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94393 on: September 30, 2011, 06:38:43 AM »
If he's done the bread/hand slicing once before, he'll be alright this time  waytogo

Coz as we all know..... the first cut is the deepest.





Um.... I'll get my coat..........
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« Reply #94394 on: September 30, 2011, 06:42:46 AM »
 laughingdp  <groan>  laughingdp



Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 06:37:18 AM
Where did it happen at first? Do you really learn something in college appart from drinking beer and partying?

and using protection ...
Good point Carlos  laughingdp
(First cut was on his palm, didn't hit any important stuff)
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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