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DarkMonster620

#94395
September 30, 2011, 07:43:38 AM
A friend of mine once cut her while we were cooking lunch[not married at time] and she didn't noticed untill she saw that the cutting board was red ... Nail finger tip were gone !!!

After that, she refused to come to my place and cook or do anything in the kitchen ... wife last nigth making a salad cut her nail and a small piece of fingertip .... with the same knife !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#94396
September 30, 2011, 07:44:48 AM
interwebs is going all weird, will reboot pc be back [hopefully] in a while
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#94397
September 30, 2011, 07:46:10 AM
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 07:23:47 AM
You're at least as old as I am ....

I think I even have a couple years on you.  (But still not even close to as old as that old man in NH that paints Ducs.)

Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 07:23:47 AM
You still beleive that ... it's actually a chihuaha/schauner mix !!!! ;D

Is that what gives it that extra spice?

As long as they don't mix any of that cheap poodle meat in there.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#94398
September 30, 2011, 07:47:42 AM
Quick healing for Mr. AJ (if he is, in fact, not an imaginary person)
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#94399
September 30, 2011, 07:50:30 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 30, 2011, 07:38:43 AM
Coz as we all know..... the first cut is the deepest.

Which version?

Yusuf Islam?

Rod Stewart?

Cheryl Crow?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

AJ

#94400
September 30, 2011, 07:52:21 AM
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 07:43:38 AM
A friend of mine once cut her while we were cooking lunch[not married at time] and she didn't noticed untill she saw that the cutting board was red ... Nail finger tip were gone !!!

After that, she refused to come to my place and cook or do anything in the kitchen ... wife last nigth making a salad cut her nail and a small piece of fingertip .... with the same knife !!!

:o Your knife is out for female blood!!

Hope your interwebz isn't out for blood too...


Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 07:47:42 AM
Quick healing for Mr. AJ (if he is, in fact, not an imaginary person)

[laugh] No imaginary person could make such a mess in the kitchen.  

wait, are you saying that the legendary dude is dating an imaginary idiot? Hahahahaha!
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

Bick

#94401
September 30, 2011, 07:56:27 AM
Quote from: AJ on September 30, 2011, 07:52:21 AM
wait, are you saying that the legendary dude is dating an imaginary idiot? Hahahahaha!

Oh, no.  Not saying anything like that. [roll]

[cheeky]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#94402
September 30, 2011, 07:57:02 AM
Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 07:46:10 AM
I think I even have a couple years on you.  (But still not even close to as old as that old man in NH that paints Ducs.)

I'm a '68 ... and last time I called him sir, he got real mad at me ...

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Is that what gives it that extra spice?

As long as they don't mix any of that cheap poodle meat in there.

Do you really know what's in your chinese food?


Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#94403
September 30, 2011, 07:57:59 AM
Ground up Chinese people, what else?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#94404
September 30, 2011, 08:00:01 AM
Quote from: AJ on September 30, 2011, 07:52:21 AM
:o Your knife is out for female blood!!
No no no !!! the knife is extra sharp because it's my meat cuting knife !!! see  M E A T  cutting knife !!! it cuts meat ...

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Hope your interwebz isn't out for blood too...

No just wants to test my patience !!!


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[laugh] No imaginary person could make such a mess in the kitchen.  

wait, are you saying that the legendary dude is dating an imaginary idiot? Hahahahaha!


me, dunno
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#94405
September 30, 2011, 08:01:25 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 30, 2011, 07:57:59 AM
Ground up Chinese people, what else?

You've been in the kitchen, haven't you?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#94406
September 30, 2011, 08:03:55 AM
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 07:57:02 AM
I'm a '68 ... and last time I called him sir, he got real mad at me ...

What month?

Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 07:57:02 AM
Do you really know what's in your chinese food?

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#94407
September 30, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 08:03:55 AM
What month?

April

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cat in the kettle ... uhm, never tried it ... will tell you if how it was ... had to open in another window ..
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#94408
September 30, 2011, 08:06:29 AM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#94409
September 30, 2011, 08:08:01 AM
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
April

So I only have a couple months on you.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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