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« Reply #94395 on: September 30, 2011, 06:43:38 AM »
A friend of mine once cut her while we were cooking lunch[not married at time] and she didn't noticed untill she saw that the cutting board was red ... Nail finger tip were gone !!!

After that, she refused to come to my place and cook or do anything in the kitchen ... wife last nigth making a salad cut her nail and a small piece of fingertip .... with the same knife !!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #94396 on: September 30, 2011, 06:44:48 AM »
interwebs is going all weird, will reboot pc be back [hopefully] in a while
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #94397 on: September 30, 2011, 06:46:10 AM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 06:23:47 AM
You're at least as old as I am ....

I think I even have a couple years on you.  (But still not even close to as old as that old man in NH that paints Ducs.)

Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 06:23:47 AM
You still beleive that ... it's actually a chihuaha/schauner mix !!!! Grin

Is that what gives it that extra spice?

As long as they don't mix any of that cheap poodle meat in there.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #94398 on: September 30, 2011, 06:47:42 AM »
Quick healing for Mr. AJ (if he is, in fact, not an imaginary person)
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #94399 on: September 30, 2011, 06:50:30 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 30, 2011, 06:38:43 AM
Coz as we all know..... the first cut is the deepest.

Which version?

Yusuf Islam?

Rod Stewart?

Cheryl Crow?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #94400 on: September 30, 2011, 06:52:21 AM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 06:43:38 AM
A friend of mine once cut her while we were cooking lunch[not married at time] and she didn't noticed untill she saw that the cutting board was red ... Nail finger tip were gone !!!

After that, she refused to come to my place and cook or do anything in the kitchen ... wife last nigth making a salad cut her nail and a small piece of fingertip .... with the same knife !!!

Shocked Your knife is out for female blood!!

Hope your interwebz isn't out for blood too...


Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 06:47:42 AM
Quick healing for Mr. AJ (if he is, in fact, not an imaginary person)

 laughingdp No imaginary person could make such a mess in the kitchen.  

wait, are you saying that the legendary dude is dating an imaginary idiot? Hahahahaha!
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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« Reply #94401 on: September 30, 2011, 06:56:27 AM »
Quote from: AJ on September 30, 2011, 06:52:21 AM
wait, are you saying that the legendary dude is dating an imaginary idiot? Hahahahaha!

Oh, no.  Not saying anything like that. Roll Eyes

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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #94402 on: September 30, 2011, 06:57:02 AM »
Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 06:46:10 AM
I think I even have a couple years on you.  (But still not even close to as old as that old man in NH that paints Ducs.)

I'm a '68 ... and last time I called him sir, he got real mad at me ...

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Is that what gives it that extra spice?

As long as they don't mix any of that cheap poodle meat in there.

Do you really know what's in your chinese food?
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #94403 on: September 30, 2011, 06:57:59 AM »
Ground up Chinese people, what else?
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« Reply #94404 on: September 30, 2011, 07:00:01 AM »
Quote from: AJ on September 30, 2011, 06:52:21 AM
Shocked Your knife is out for female blood!!
No no no !!! the knife is extra sharp because it's my meat cuting knife !!! see  M E A T  cutting knife !!! it cuts meat ...

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Hope your interwebz isn't out for blood too...

No just wants to test my patience !!!


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laughingdp No imaginary person could make such a mess in the kitchen.  

wait, are you saying that the legendary dude is dating an imaginary idiot? Hahahahaha!


me, dunno
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94405 on: September 30, 2011, 07:01:25 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 30, 2011, 06:57:59 AM
Ground up Chinese people, what else?

You've been in the kitchen, haven't you?
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94406 on: September 30, 2011, 07:03:55 AM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 06:57:02 AM
I'm a '68 ... and last time I called him sir, he got real mad at me ...

What month?

Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 06:57:02 AM
Do you really know what's in your chinese food?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #94407 on: September 30, 2011, 07:05:45 AM »
Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2011, 07:03:55 AM
What month?

April

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cat in the kettle ... uhm, never tried it ... will tell you if how it was ... had to open in another window ..
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94408 on: September 30, 2011, 07:06:29 AM »
On another note, this is interesting,

http://www.thecarconnection.com/news/1066705_hyundai-ups-the-ante-announces-ten-speed-automatic-transmission

and this also,

http://www.thecarconnection.com/news/1066668_in-new-york-eye-exams-no-longer-required-for-license-renewal
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94409 on: September 30, 2011, 07:08:01 AM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 30, 2011, 07:05:45 AM
April

So I only have a couple months on you.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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