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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7267948 times)
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« Reply #94695 on: October 03, 2011, 02:36:19 AM »

laterz. 

time to get dressed and off to school.
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« Reply #94696 on: October 03, 2011, 02:56:18 AM »

um...  Undecided 
not that place.  Grin

Currently the house is on the north side of the barn and gets almost no sun

It would be a poor choice for a garden spot IMO. Wink
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« Reply #94697 on: October 03, 2011, 04:53:20 AM »

Just wasted 2 hours of my life completing mandatory Corporate Compliance Web Trainings

I wish they wouldn't try to dress it up as making me a better person

It is really about documenting the fact that I was trained to know better

than to walk up behind Sally at her desk and lay my dick over her shoulder to get her attention

It is all in order to limit their litigation liability and to make me immediately terminated

we're dancing for the HR lawyers when we aren't busy dancing for the Nanny Government Agencies
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« Reply #94698 on: October 03, 2011, 05:04:34 AM »

Good morning, evening ...

Damm I woke up late, 0507h ... couldn't make breakfast then, so just now I finished it ...

So, dp, concrete or no concrete?
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« Reply #94699 on: October 03, 2011, 06:06:18 AM »

Rat, I got 4 of those "courses" last month

1 was to make sure I know how to get out of the building if there is a fire.
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« Reply #94700 on: October 03, 2011, 06:19:45 AM »

I've got some of those courses coming up too. Tongue
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« Reply #94701 on: October 03, 2011, 06:32:54 AM »

Hmm, since I own the company, I should come up with some evil to put my employee through Evil

Ideas?
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« Reply #94702 on: October 03, 2011, 06:55:07 AM »

Hmm, since I own the company, I should come up with some evil to put my employee through Evil

Ideas?

test their beer run skills
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« Reply #94703 on: October 03, 2011, 06:59:41 AM »

Actually I wouldn't mess with him.

He's a great worker.

New hires though, fair game.
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« Reply #94704 on: October 03, 2011, 07:00:31 AM »

Actually I wouldn't mess with him.

He's a great worker.

New hires though, fair game.

note to self...don't work for kevin.  laughingdp
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« Reply #94705 on: October 03, 2011, 07:16:49 AM »

laughingdp

You'll have to run the gauntlet to try and get your application to me.

Current employees will beat you while you're sprayed down with old coolant Cheesy
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« Reply #94706 on: October 03, 2011, 07:28:35 AM »

want me to write something up for them to translate?
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« Reply #94707 on: October 03, 2011, 07:30:23 AM »

Yeah, make it a mix of german and spanish.

Germish.

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« Reply #94708 on: October 03, 2011, 07:30:57 AM »

jajajajaja ... wait for it ... no later than thursday?
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« Reply #94709 on: October 03, 2011, 07:32:30 AM »

I'd say you have 4-8 weeks before I hire someone else. . .
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