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Richie#20

#540
September 25, 2010, 05:50:43 AM
My mom: "The neighbor boy got also a Ducati."

I: "What kind of?"

Mom: "A blue one!"

I: "A blue one? What model?"

Mom: "I don't know, I think it's a Yahama!"

;D

Dirty Duc

#541
February 26, 2012, 08:40:42 PM
The other day (read a few months ago): "Is that a Harley?"

brimo

#542
February 27, 2012, 01:47:09 AM
When are you going to sell that bike?
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

ducatigirl100

#543
February 28, 2012, 01:03:20 PM
I have a "Ducati corse"  badge on my gas tank

"Is this bike made in Corse( the contry near france !) ......  heuu   no!  [roll] "
"Is that made by Honda"  got this one a couple of time's  [cheeky]
" Ah,  it's a moto guzzi... I add one just like that   [laugh] " 

but still got " it's the bet looking bike I've ever seen !"  that cheer's me up  [thumbsup]

Uncle Mofo

#544
February 28, 2012, 01:13:04 PM
" Is it fast? "


                                   2007 red S4Rs

ab

#545
February 28, 2012, 02:45:42 PM
referring to my 620 -  is that the fastest bike?   hahahahahahahahaahaha
620M 2004 Dark i.e.; ~ 57K miles (all me);  Looking to swap out engine now.
Triumph Speed Triple 2006 (now ~ 44K miles bought @ 4K miles on 04/2010)
Honda Grom 2015 ~ 3500miles so far.  Love this lil bike

DarkMonster620

#546
February 28, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
Quote from: ab on February 28, 2012, 02:45:42 PM
referring to my 620 -  is that the fastest bike?   hahahahahahahahaahaha

don't laugh, it's a fast when properly riden . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Rameses

#547
February 28, 2012, 03:51:16 PM
Quote from: Panamanian Monster on February 28, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
don't laugh, it's a fast when properly riden . . .


Read as: in the Nevada desert with no one else there to verify...


DarkMonster620

#548
February 28, 2012, 03:55:32 PM
Quote from: Rameses on February 28, 2012, 03:51:16 PM

Read as: in the Nevada desert with no one else there to verify...





wiseguy . . . really, I don't have the expertise as many of you have or evena track day, and I have outriden an cBR600 in some hills . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

NorDog

#549
February 28, 2012, 04:14:06 PM
Quote from: ab on February 28, 2012, 02:45:42 PM
referring to my 620 -  is that the fastest bike?   hahahahahahahahaahaha

The 620 will do an easy 140mph with the right livery items.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

DarkMonster620

#550
February 28, 2012, 04:34:59 PM
Quote from: NorDog on February 28, 2012, 04:14:06 PM
The 620 will do an easy 140mph with the right livery items.

mine has a top of 133mph ... open top air filter and hi mount Termis . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Uncle Mofo

#551
February 28, 2012, 05:15:31 PM
Quote from: NorDog on February 28, 2012, 04:14:06 PM
The 620 will do an easy 140mph with the right livery items.
Capirex?   
;D


                                   2007 red S4Rs

DarkMonster620

#552
February 28, 2012, 05:18:05 PM
Quote from: Grifo on February 28, 2012, 05:15:31 PM
Capirex?   
;D
Nope, 05 M620 Dark, 15/48 gearing
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

freeclimbmtb

#553
February 29, 2012, 07:10:07 AM
I was stopped at a light in the Gaslamp quarter and had a bum...er...less fortunate individual...ask me if I've had it up to 200 yet. 

I replied, "not yet" ;D ;D
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

DuctheMonster

#554
February 29, 2012, 08:16:50 AM
My friend (who has only ridden dirt bikes): when are you going to let me ride it?
Me: never...
Friend: I promise I'll only get it to 100.
Me: (yaa... No)

Also last summer while I was parking my bike asked if my bike was Italian. Yay she got it right! Then she asked is it from the 70's. ( I have a 07 s4r). Hmm should that be a compliment or not haha.
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