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Topic: dumbest question about your bike (Read 142375 times)
Richie#20
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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Reply #540 on:
September 25, 2010, 04:50:43 AM »
My mom: "The neighbor boy got also a Ducati."
I: "What kind of?"
Mom: "A blue one!"
I: "A blue one? What model?"
Mom: "I don´t know, I think it´s a Yahama!"
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Dirty Duc
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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February 26, 2012, 08:40:42 PM »
The other day (read a few months ago): "Is that a Harley?"
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brimo
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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February 27, 2012, 01:47:09 AM »
When are you going to sell that bike?
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ducatigirl100
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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February 28, 2012, 01:03:20 PM »
I have a "Ducati corse" badge on my gas tank
"Is this bike made in Corse( the contry near france !) ...... heuu no!
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"Is that made by Honda" got this one a couple of time's
" Ah, it's a moto guzzi... I add one just like that
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but still got " it's the bet looking bike I've ever seen !" that cheer's me up
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Uncle Mofo
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" Is it fast? "
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February 28, 2012, 02:45:42 PM »
referring to my 620 - is that the fastest bike? hahahahahahahahaahaha
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DarkMonster620
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February 28, 2012, 03:30:53 PM »
Quote from: ab on February 28, 2012, 02:45:42 PM
referring to my 620 - is that the fastest bike? hahahahahahahahaahaha
don't laugh, it's a fast when properly riden . . .
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Rameses
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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Quote from: Panamanian Monster on February 28, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
don't laugh, it's a fast when properly riden . . .
Read as: in the Nevada desert with no one else there to verify...
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DarkMonster620
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February 28, 2012, 03:55:32 PM »
Quote from: Rameses on February 28, 2012, 03:51:16 PM
Read as: in the Nevada desert with no one else there to verify...
wiseguy . . . really, I don't have the expertise as many of you have or evena track day, and I have outriden an cBR600 in some hills . . .
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
NorDog
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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Quote from: ab on February 28, 2012, 02:45:42 PM
referring to my 620 - is that the fastest bike? hahahahahahahahaahaha
The 620 will do an easy 140mph with the right livery items.
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DarkMonster620
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Quote from: NorDog on February 28, 2012, 04:14:06 PM
The 620 will do an easy 140mph with the right livery items.
mine has a top of 133mph ... open top air filter and hi mount Termis . . .
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Uncle Mofo
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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February 28, 2012, 05:15:31 PM »
Quote from: NorDog on February 28, 2012, 04:14:06 PM
The 620 will do an easy 140mph with the right livery items.
Capirex?
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DarkMonster620
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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February 28, 2012, 05:18:05 PM »
Quote from: Grifo on February 28, 2012, 05:15:31 PM
Capirex?
Nope, 05 M620 Dark, 15/48 gearing
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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February 29, 2012, 07:10:07 AM »
I was stopped at a light in the Gaslamp quarter and had a bum...er...less fortunate individual...ask me if I've had it up to 200 yet.
I replied, "not yet"
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DuctheMonster
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Re: dumbest question about your bike
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February 29, 2012, 08:16:50 AM »
My friend (who has only ridden dirt bikes): when are you going to let me ride it?
Me: never...
Friend: I promise I'll only get it to 100.
Me: (yaa... No)
Also last summer while I was parking my bike asked if my bike was Italian. Yay she got it right! Then she asked is it from the 70's. ( I have a 07 s4r). Hmm should that be a compliment or not haha.
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