dumbest question about your bike

[fastwin]

I couldn't resist that opportunity. If they know so little about bikes/Guzzis (no harm in that) I would for sure shine them on with a great tale of machining the whole bike out of solid billet on a lathe powered by my wife on a bicycle/pedal powered generator, in a cave. And I distilled all the fuel and oil from our household composte heep and cut down rubber trees to make the tires... all with a straight face. The mass populace is our play ground. Does that make me bad?

[mickyvee]

  Tee Hee!!! I wish I could be so brazen! The Falcone has been replaced with a 1972 Suzuki Hustler. There is a good chance that the same bozo's have never seen one of these, so maybe I could make up a silly, but believable story, whilst maintaining a straight face!

[freeclimbmtb]

This makes me think about the Kawasaki H2 Mach IV "Widowmaker" (2 stroke 750 triple) that made an appearance at the Mods vs. Rockers event here in San Diego a few weeks back.  If I was that guy I would have told everyone that didnt know better that I cobbed the motor together myself from 3 250cc 2 stroke 4 wheeler motors! 

[fastwin]

Tee Hee!!! I wish I could be so brazen! The Falcone has been replaced with a 1972 Suzuki Hustler. There is a good chance that the same bozo's have never seen one of these, so maybe I could make up a silly, but believable story, whilst maintaining a straight face!

Man, back in 1966 I was jonesin' for an X6 Hustler. That bike and the Bonneville were the two coolest bikes on the road at that time and I wanted both of them! Yeah, I was a little young in '66 but I had damn good taste!

[mickyvee]

  Yeah, back in '72 I would have given anything for a Hustler. It's taken me 40 years, but, boy was it worthwhile! Stiil fast, even now!

[ducatigirl100]

Is that a cigarette lighter  

referring to the choke that I've not yer relocated after putting on the clip-on bars....


Yeah !!!  try to ride whit a full face helmet and smoking at the same time ...

[Novelo]

Ha lol  I think the worst one for me "is it supposed to look like that?"

[freeclimbmtb]

Ha lol  I think the worst one for me "is it supposed to look like that?"

"No, Its custom."

[yamifixer]

Ha lol  I think the worst one for me "is it supposed to look like that?"

I get alot of "is it supposed to sound like that?"

[triangleforge]

I get alot of "is it supposed to sound like that?"

Latest case: Lined up at tech inspection at the local "run what you brung" drags, the inspector first asked "What is that?" (to be fair, I had the fairings off the ST2, so no obvious Duc logos) followed by "What's that god-awful noise?"

[DucatiKabul]

guy at gas station
g:what happend?
me:why?
g:did you lay it down? the fairing is gone


god bless Indiana

Here's your sign!

[andressandoval]

So I get on the elevator, helmet in hand, and my cute neighbor asks me: "so you have a motorcycle?"

I hesitated for one second, but I just couldn't resist, so I told her: "no, I just don't feel safe in my SUV"

She looked kind of baffled (god bless her), so I immediately said: "yes, I have a motorcycle"

[DarkMonster620]

OK, here's a common one down here, "is that a Ninja?"

[Betty]

OK, here's a common one down here, "is that a Ninja?"

No, you shouldn't judge a bike by its owner.

[DarkMonster620]

No, you shouldn't judge a bike by its owner.

Hey!!! I'm no killer . . . do you know why all people call "big" bikes Ninja? . . . Ask Kawasaki . . .