dumbest question about your bike

[Cucciolo]

My other fave is when your standing with yiur helmet and gloves invariably someones gotta ask are you riding.

That's just a reflex question... stupid I know.. like when this happens:

Me: I got my wallet stolen!!!!!!!!
Moron: Oh no.. who stole it?
Me: If I knew it wouldn't be stolen anymore.. right?

[zedsaid]

That's just a reflex question... stupid I know.. like when this happens:

Me: I got my wallet stolen!!!!!!!!
Moron: Oh no.. who stole it?
Me: If I knew it wouldn't be stolen anymore.. right?

or,

"I've lost my keys"
"Where did you lose them?"
"Wish i knew."

[Desmostro]

omg the pain. ah ahha ha ha   

Out of all of these quotes that I have gotten so many times. This one.
ROTFLMAO   

Do you know why I pulled you over?

nice.

[arai_speed]

Do you know why I pulled you over?

That's gotta be the best 

[Desmostro]

i wonder if guys in Italy ride Harleys, and other Italians ask them if they are Ducati's. How ignorant we are.

Unfortunately there is a little truth to this. 

[Desmostro]

...
My other fave is when your standing with yiur helmet and gloves invariably someones gotta ask are you riding. Proper response " no man I'm a daredevil, i ride on top of the bus for a reduced fare"

     

(Not that this is now my favorite thread ever and I'm posting way too much ...what ever. )


I was in the Dainese Store in SF flipping through the racks of one piece leathers next to a guy in full leathers doing the same...helmet and SKATE BOARD in hand. Turns out he goes for land speed records down very steep hills. 75mph ...no breaks, just balls.

[zedsaid]

     

(Not that this is now my favorite thread ever and I'm posting way too much ...what ever. )


I was in the Dainese Store in SF flipping through the racks of one piece leathers next to a guy in full leathers doing the same...helmet and SKATE BOARD in hand. Turns out he goes for land speed records down very steep hills. 75mph ...no breaks, just balls.

like a standing street luge?

[Desmostro]

like a standing street luge?

Like this. They actual drag knee, and have hand pucks for "dragging hand" ...
This is pretty good. There's some good slams here.]

[eltristo]

Looks like a good time.  I'd never do it, but I'd buy the guy with the best crash a beer pitcher!

[Rameses]

like a standing street luge?

Check out this thread...

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10564.msg179544#msg179544

[teddy037.2]

I do subscribe to the theory that the stupidist question is the one not asked...However, I got a pretty dumb question yesterday at the gas pumps.

Was filling the Monster and it has a Matris top mounted steering damper. Guy came up complimenting the bike and told me he has a bike and is wanting to upgrade and is considering a Monster. He sees the steering damper and asks, "What is that? Power steering?"

Of course I was nice and explained but a surprising question from one who rides.

I've got a side-mounted damper... I tell folk it's an airspeed indicator 

[djomlas]

after i sold my r6 and brought the duc home, my mom asked me y i bought half a bike and if i crashed it on the way home and left all the plastics on the freeway?
then i explained to her that its a naked bike, then she asked me y is an old bmw light up front heheh (i liked that one) and y does it look so old for being a 2000 hahaha

[bulldogs2k]

Like this. They actual drag knee, and have hand pucks for "dragging hand" ...
This is pretty good. There's some good slams here.]

Sick!   

[ghostface]

"Is that a Ducati?"

No, it just has those big ass stickers on the tank for looks.

[hooligan machinist]

"Is that a Ducati?"

No, it just has those big ass stickers on the tank for looks.

I just tell them it's an SV 650 in gisguise.