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« Reply #450 on: August 07, 2009, 01:44:44 PM »
Quote from: ScottRNelson on August 07, 2009, 08:09:20 AM
The guys over on BARF are making fun of this thread.

After looking at it more closely, I think they have a good reason to do that.  Roll Eyes

I'm really concerned about what a bunch of queers from san fran are saying about my bike?
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« Reply #451 on: August 07, 2009, 02:01:11 PM »
Quote from: RavnMonster on August 07, 2009, 01:44:44 PM
I'm really concerned about what a bunch of queers from san fran are saying about my bike?

Are they making fun of the bikes, or how ghey this thread is?  Wink
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« Reply #452 on: August 07, 2009, 02:03:28 PM »
Quote from: kopfjager on August 07, 2009, 02:01:11 PM
Are they making fun of the bikes, or how ghey this thread is?  Wink

Probably the thead.. either way. its supposed to be a joke. Guess they dont get it.  At least this thread doesnt have numerous references to anal sex unlike the thread started in SF to mock it.
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« Reply #453 on: August 07, 2009, 04:16:30 PM »
Let the BARFers have at it.  I'm a moderator over there.  And I will be watching....  Evil

We don't make fun of BARF (too much) over here because we'd use use up all available bandwidth on the planet.  I'm saying this and I like BARF.    cheeky
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« Reply #454 on: August 07, 2009, 04:38:08 PM »
Quote from: mostrobelle on August 07, 2009, 04:16:30 PM
Let the BARFers have at it.  I'm a moderator over there.  And I will be watching....  Evil

We don't make fun of BARF (too much) over here because we'd use use up all available bandwidth on the planet.  I'm saying this and I like BARF.    cheeky

all this worry about a group of folks who named themselves after vomit..
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #455 on: August 07, 2009, 04:57:18 PM »
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We're actually pushing the name 1Rider to groups like the California Highway Patrol and other government agencies that we're working with to promote safety and educational programs throughout the state.  They recognize and appreciate the influence of our large and diverse membership in the SF Bay area.  However, BARF is what it will continue to be in the locals' minds, and we're cool wit dat.   Cool
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« Reply #456 on: August 07, 2009, 06:07:50 PM »
Quote from: shyster on August 07, 2009, 04:38:08 PM
all this worry about a group of folks who named themselves after vomit..

Well, DMF'er would probably translate to "Dumb Mothermake the beast with two backser" to most people so.....
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« Reply #457 on: August 07, 2009, 08:43:31 PM »
Wow!

I'm truly humbled! The interwebs have put me in my place.

Because of a few enlightened individuals from a city 2700 miles away from me, I'm going to stop riding my Ducati and being proud of its uniqueness among the local motorcycling community.

I'm going to buy and install the first closed-clutch cover I find.

I'm going to stuff my cylinder heads with sawdust to mask that horrible clicking.

I'm going to eschew a completely competent, relatively unique bike for a completely competent run-of-the-mill bike so I can fit in with the masses and find cheaper used parts on eBay.

I am no longer "I," I am now "we."



We are BARF.
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« Reply #458 on: August 08, 2009, 04:29:47 AM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 07, 2009, 06:07:50 PM
Well, DMF'er would probably translate to "Dumb Mothermake the beast with two backser" to most people so.....

Mothermake the beast with two backser is one word, so it would not properly be abbreviated to MF, even though many people do it. 

DMF could properly be misconstrued as "Dungeon Master Forum" or "Dick Munching Free-for-all" but never "Dumb Mothermake the beast with two backser."  Only a truckload of morons would misconstrue DMF as that.

Dumbass Manky Fop!

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« Reply #459 on: August 08, 2009, 05:22:57 AM »
I live in Birmingham AL and ride a 49cc moped to work with plates from Wisconsin.  People constantly stop me on the road or yell out the window "Did you ride that all the way from WI?"
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« Reply #460 on: August 08, 2009, 06:04:32 AM »
Quote from: Dents on August 08, 2009, 05:22:57 AM
I live in Birmingham AL and ride a 49cc moped to work with plates from Wisconsin.  People constantly stop me on the road or yell out the window "Did you ride that all the way from WI?"

**OT do you have to have plates on a <50 cc scooter there?  around here, no registration needed.
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« Reply #461 on: August 08, 2009, 10:02:39 AM »
Quote from: Dents on August 08, 2009, 05:22:57 AM
I live in Birmingham AL and ride a 49cc moped to work with plates from Wisconsin.  People constantly stop me on the road or yell out the window "Did you ride that all the way from WI?"

Please, please, PLEASE tell me you always say "yes, I did."
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« Reply #462 on: August 08, 2009, 10:59:44 AM »
Quote from: ScottRNelson on August 07, 2009, 08:09:20 AM
The guys over on BARF are making fun of this thread.

After looking at it more closely, I think they have a good reason to do that.  Roll Eyes

what is more lame?

them starting threads about us?

or

us commenting about them starting threads about us?
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« Reply #463 on: August 08, 2009, 11:01:00 AM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 08, 2009, 10:59:44 AM
what is more lame?
Both.  And I'm sorry for having participated in either one.
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« Reply #464 on: August 08, 2009, 11:07:02 AM »
I just read some of BARF

I really don't see the difference from there to here

or

from here to the CDC for that matter

it all just cliques right along

day after day
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