The Semi-Official Day of Belligerence

[ZLTFUL]

I am dubbing today the Semi-Official Day of Belligerence.

That's right. Today is the day where you can tell someone to make the beast with two backs off and then DARE them to talk back.
Look at someone and tell them that they are the stupidest make the beast with two backs you have ever met. And then to solidify that assertion, hold up a mirror to them and show them their stupid face.

Nothing in particular set me off today. I absolutely abhor Limp Bizkit but I woke up this morning with the song Break Stuff running through my head on infinite loop. ANd when I got to work, the IT manager who was 1.5 hours late today says to me, "Have you checked for network connectivity?" No you make the beast with two backstard. I am the LAN/WAN Admin but network connectivity never crossed my make the beast with two backsing mind!

The owner called me and mentioned that his computer was running slow during a virus scan. I held myself back and didn't make a snide comment about his donkey make the beast with two backsing porn I found on it or the fact that he has 238 make the beast with two backsING processes running when he should have MAYBE 75. I guess you really do need that program that reads your emails to you in that sexy synthetic voice huh? Instead, I humbly suggested that he reschedule his virus scan to run at midnight instead of first thing in the morning when you are most likely to need your system resources for...I don't know...WORK???!!! It's the last time I let people decide when they want their virus scans to run.


Honestly, I do love my job. And MOST of the time,the people I work with are great. And today has absolutely nothing to do with them. But today I woke up with a HUGE chip on my shoulder and I want to take it off of there and bludgeon someone to death with it.

So pull up your "I don't give a shit" pants, throw on your "make the beast with two backs you and the horse you rode in on" shirt and lace up your "I want to stomp a mudhole in your ass" boots and join me at the "Take a Flying Leap" bar and grill. Let's party like we could give two make the beast with two backsin' twats what you think!


Happy Semi-OfficialDay of Belligerence to you and the horse you rode in on!

[ducpainter]

I am dubbing today the Semi-Official Day of Belligerence.

That's right. Today is the day where you can tell someone to make the beast with two backs off and then DARE them to talk back.
Look at someone and tell them that they are the stupidest make the beast with two backs you have ever met. And then to solidify that assertion, hold up a mirror to them and show them their stupid face.

Nothing in particular set me off today. I absolutely abhor Limp Bizkit but I woke up this morning with the song Break Stuff running through my head on infinite loop. ANd when I got to work, the IT manager who was 1.5 hours late today says to me, "Have you checked for network connectivity?" No you make the beast with two backstard. I am the LAN/WAN Admin but network connectivity never crossed my make the beast with two backsing mind!

The owner called me and mentioned that his computer was running slow during a virus scan. I held myself back and didn't make a snide comment about his donkey make the beast with two backsing porn I found on it or the fact that he has 238 make the beast with two backsING processes running when he should have MAYBE 75. I guess you really do need that program that reads your emails to you in that sexy synthetic voice huh? Instead, I humbly suggested that he reschedule his virus scan to run at midnight instead of first thing in the morning when you are most likely to need your system resources for...I don't know...WORK???!!! It's the last time I let people decide when they want their virus scans to run.


Honestly, I do love my job. And MOST of the time,the people I work with are great. And today has absolutely nothing to do with them. But today I woke up with a HUGE chip on my shoulder and I want to take it off of there and bludgeon someone to death with it.

So pull up your "I don't give a shit" pants, throw on your "make the beast with two backs you and the horse you rode in on" shirt and lace up your "I want to stomp a mudhole in your ass" boots and join me at the "Take a Flying Leap" bar and grill. Let's party like we could give two make the beast with two backsin' twats what you think!


Happy Semi-OfficialDay of Belligerence to you and the horse you rode in on!

Want someone to knock that chip off?

[Grampa]

i'm not the dumbhead.. you are the dumbhead

[the_Journeyman]

I am dubbing today the Semi-Official Day of Belligerence.

It is not.

JM

[ZLTFUL]

Want someone to knock that chip off?

2 VERY large keg truck drivers tried a little while ago.
Their bodies are buried under my desk now.

[Porsche Monkey]

I think you needs a BP hug.  They make the world a better place.

[Grampa]

I think you needs a BP hug.  They make the world a better place.

especially when I throw in a free reach-around

[Oldfisti]

full metal jacket ita

[El Matador]

full metal jacket ita

make the beast with two backsing hilarity. Full metal jacket in italian.

[ZLTFUL]

full metal jacket ita

And suddenly, my day just got alot better. Was watching that and it was running through my head in English and I was laughing, one of the drivers (and the only other Duc owner here) comes in and watches for a couple of minutes, asks if I know Italian, I say si. He looks a bit confused and walks out.

Thanks Alfisti.

[KnightofNi]

make the beast with two backs you. i'll be belligerent when i want to.

and while i'm at it, make the beast with two backs you "semi-belligerence"
stop being a pussy ad be full on belligerent.

[ZLTFUL]

Oh, it's full on make the beast with two backs you belligerence but I thought it would be pretentious to make it "Official".

[LA]

I listened to the whole thing. I dunno, Like opera.

LA

[Oldfisti]

And suddenly, my day just got alot better. Was watching that and it was running through my head in English and I was laughing, one of the drivers (and the only other Duc owner here) comes in and watches for a couple of minutes, asks if I know Italian, I say si. He looks a bit confused and walks out.

Thanks Alfisti.

Anytime!  


It just seemed appropriate

[KnightofNi]

Oh, it's full on make the beast with two backs you belligerence but I thought it would be pretentious to make it "Official".

being pretentious is only more grounds for smacking you with a server rack.