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It's a vagina, not a 2x4!

Started by Bun-bun, March 10, 2009, 06:52:16 PM

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Bun-bun

March 10, 2009, 06:52:16 PM
Woman injured in powertool sex toy encounter.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

" Maryland state police airlifted the 27 year old woman early Sunday after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a sabre saw blade.
The man who called 911 admitted to attaching the sex toy to the saw, and then using the high powered, homemade device on his partner.
The saw blade cut through the plastic toy and injured the woman.
Her condition is unknown at this time."







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Grampa

#1
March 10, 2009, 06:53:53 PM
honey...... plug me in on your way out



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Grampa

#2
March 10, 2009, 06:54:51 PM
first person to say "black and dicker" gets punched
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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ducpainter

#3
March 10, 2009, 06:57:24 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 10, 2009, 06:54:51 PM
first person to say "black and dicker" gets punched
Is it a bad thing that I'm fighting an impulse?
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thejsnide

#4
March 10, 2009, 06:58:58 PM
They did a whole special on HBO about this stuff... There was one that attached to a kitchen aid mixer and they all had witty names.
Turn it off man, turn it off!  It's sucking my will to live!

IZ

#5
March 10, 2009, 07:16:55 PM
Ahhh..the sites you see in the ER and the Radiology dept.  [laugh]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

MrFryMoto

#6
March 10, 2009, 07:23:35 PM
maybe it was a....




























































 









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Charlief

#7
March 10, 2009, 07:23:44 PM
Nothing beats a Sybian!


Just saying............ [cheeky]

NAKID

#8
March 10, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on March 10, 2009, 06:52:16 PM
" Maryland state police airlifted the 27 year old woman..."
Her condition is unknown at this time."

Probably pretty bad if she was AIRLIFTED!

Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 07:16:55 PM
Ahhh..the sites you see in the ER and the Radiology dept.  [laugh]

It's a good thing you're a speech pathologist, not a grammar teacher!














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needtorque

#9
March 10, 2009, 07:36:52 PM
Hmm... Wonder what position?  In standard you would basically be doing a very deep episiotomy which would likely tear into the rectum.  But in woof woof position you would cut through the pubis symphisis. 

Guess it really does not matter either way, OUCH!!!!
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IZ

#10
March 10, 2009, 07:38:55 PM
Quote from: NAKID on March 10, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
Probably pretty bad if she was AIRLIFTED!

It's a good thing you're a speech pathologist, not a grammar teacher!

It's sights BTW...

Hey d*ckhead..  ;D  I think you meant spelling..not grammar, right?!

http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html

Actually, part of the job in the schools was teaching grammar..












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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

NAKID

#11
March 10, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
I guess it also depends on how deep. Could have cut into the uterus through the cervix. Considering how vascular it is, that could be life threatening...
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 07:38:55 PM
Hey d*ckhead..  ;D  I think you meant spelling..not grammar, right?!

http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html

Actually, part of the job in the schools was teaching grammar..












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The SPELLING was correct. The manner in which you used the word was wrong, hence grammar nimrod...
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DoubleEagle

#12
March 10, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
I used to play Golf with several Doctors.

One day I was playing Golf with a General Surgeon in our group. He told me that he got a call to the ER one day and there was a guy who he remembered from a previous incident.

This guy had a Potato stuck up his ass.

The Surgeon asked how it got there and the guy said he slipped and landed on it !

Same reason he used before a few years earlier the Surgeon told me.     ??? [puke]          Dolph
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ducpainter

#13
March 10, 2009, 07:46:02 PM
Quote from: NAKID on March 10, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
I guess it also depends on how deep. Could have cut into the uterus through the cervix. Considering how vascular it is, that could be life threatening...
The SPELLING was correct. The manner in which you used the word was wrong, hence grammar nimrod...
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 07:38:55 PM
Hey d*ckhead..  ;D  I think you meant spelling..not grammar, right?!

http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0882902.html

Actually, part of the job in the schools was teaching grammar..












NAKED!  :-*
If you two want to make out...

get a make the beast with two backsing room. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


IZ

#14
March 10, 2009, 07:56:58 PM
Quote from: NAKID on March 10, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
I guess it also depends on how deep. Could have cut into the uterus through the cervix. Considering how vascular it is, that could be life threatening...
The SPELLING was correct. The manner in which you used the word was wrong, hence grammar nimrod...

I'll, worry about my 'spelling and grammer on a friggen website when you speel your name rhgit.  

;D



If we're going to talk about foreign objects being inserted into the body..

I used to work at a few hospitals in Tucson.  One of them received all the inmates from the county lockup.  One guy would insert anything he could into himself to get out of jail for the day.  I've seen x-rays of nails in the urethra, razors in the anus and (unfortunately) things way more disturbing than that!   :-[ :-X :'(  [puke]


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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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