It's a vagina, not a 2x4!

Started by Bun-bun, March 10, 2009, 06:52:16 PM

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Buckethead

Quote from: Vindingo on March 12, 2009, 09:46:07 PM
I can't believe they use a cheap ass harbor freight sawzall

You know those bearings aren't going to last.

Actually, what I find funny is the price breakdown.

# Chicago Power Receipt Saw ($50 value):
4.5 powerful amps.
6 variable speed settings.
1 inch full make the beast with two backs stroke.

# The Vac-U-Lock 8 inch dong ($10 value)

# The make the beast with two backsSall Adapter ($127 value):
The make the beast with two backsSall adapter is electro polished and has a very smooth surface. You can penetrate with it alone if you like it raw or with any vac-u-lock attachment. The adapter is 5 1/2 inches long and 1 inch wide.

# A $187 value!
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DaniD

Just thinking about this makes me wanna  [puke]  I'm all for sex toys but I've never wanted to get off THAT bad!!!
I hope they were both high or drunk or something other than just plain stupid!
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

El Matador

Quote from: Obsessed? on March 13, 2009, 03:41:15 AM
You know those bearings aren't going to last.

Actually, what I find funny is the price breakdown.

# Chicago Power Receipt Saw ($50 value):
4.5 powerful amps.
6 variable speed settings.
1 inch full make the beast with two backs stroke.

# The Vac-U-Lock 8 inch dong ($10 value)

# The make the beast with two backsSall Adapter ($127 value):
The make the beast with two backsSall adapter is electro polished and has a very smooth surface. You can penetrate with it alone if you like it raw or with any vac-u-lock attachment. The adapter is 5 1/2 inches long and 1 inch wide.

# A $187 value!


The comments are hilarious.

The one that says that she fights with her BF over who gets to use it first is priceless.

Also, some of the attachments are just downright wrong. Seriously? a double header? That shit's just wrong.

Electron


Holden


Bun-bun

Quote from: DaniD on March 13, 2009, 07:46:56 AM
I'm all for sex toys but I've never wanted to get off THAT bad!!!

TTIWWOP
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling


Holden


El Matador


superjohn

Quote from: El Matador on March 15, 2009, 03:42:54 PM
this thread is worthless without pics


ugh....I must be slipping. Either that or the added age is increasing my intolerance to Internet shortcuts.

Holden

Quote from: superjohn on March 15, 2009, 03:44:57 PM

ugh....I must be slipping. Either that or the added age is increasing my intolerance to Internet shortcuts.

www.acronymfinder.com keep this link handy. ;)

Bun-bun

Quote from: wark on March 15, 2009, 03:38:11 PM
How bad do you want to [puke]?



[laugh]



Are you suggesting that we would become violently ill if shown pics of Dani?









Shame on you! ;D
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

DaniD

#58
Quote from: Bun-bun on March 15, 2009, 08:15:45 PM
Are you suggesting that we would become violently ill if shown pics of Dani?









Shame on you! ;D

Don't make me have to go through the ridiculously long process that is posting pictures on here!!!  :) 

Sidenote:  I was not referring to pictures of my vag.
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

ducrider45

Quote from: DaniD on March 16, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
Don't make me have to go through the ridiculously long process that is posting pictures on here!!!  :) 

Sidenote:  I was not referring to pictures of my vag.
I will wreck a fellow member if I have to. >:( Just say the word and it shall be done.  [thumbsup]
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

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