What is a squid anyway?

Started by Kroe, May 15, 2008, 07:21:12 AM

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CaptGoodvibes

Quote from: JBubble on May 15, 2008, 11:06:44 AM
What is this unnatural obsession with vaginas?

He's never seen one in real life.  [laugh]

Hank

Typical squid, doing typical squid behavior:



Did somebody mention vagina's?  :-*
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CaptGoodvibes

Quote from: Mac_48 on May 15, 2008, 03:40:43 PM
Oh holy Llamas, that test was long!

Yeah! I answered about 20 questions before I realized what I had got myself into. Mostly 'a' some 'b'... my guess is I exhibit a little bit of squidly behavior when I'm stuck behind a truck on a 2 lane road and just can't wait any more to pass... but that's about it. And I know my bike will accelerate plenty fast to clear a stretch of road or I don't do it.

fwtcc

There are less squids on Ducatis because they are a lot more expensive to fix when you f' it up.
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DucPete

Quote from: fwtcc on May 16, 2008, 03:53:43 AM
There are less squids on Ducatis because they are a lot more expensive to fix when you f' it up.

I also think that Ducati owners tend to be more mature.(Of course one of the commenters on this thread proves otherwise)  Maybe because of the price to power ratio is higher. 

Of course in addition to your comment on repair costs.
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According to what I read on the BARF post, I guess I qualify...

You're still using the factory pre-set suspension settings.
You don't know HOW to adjust your adjustable suspension.

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Duc Stamp

Quote from: hydra on May 15, 2008, 08:26:28 AM
check out this funny squid description from another board i frequent called BARF (Bay Area Rider's Forum).  there's a large biker community up there and some cool people...

you'll get a laugh out of this:

http://bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143568&highlight=squid

Gotta disagree with at least a few of those.  Oh, and it's Damper not dampener to whoever wrote that on BARF.

Evil_Ductator


herm

prolly been said already.

a squid wears a wife beater and board shorts while riding his crazy fast superbike. he/she is only seen wearing a helmet where state law requires.

i saw a pair of them while out riding today. at least they didnt have sandals on [roll]
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My personal favorite is the guy that has the jacket that matches the bike and...wait for it...

the helmet attached as a frame slider.  Sweet dude!!!   [thumbsup]

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Grappa

Saw a great example today.  Guy was riding a Ninja, wearing shorts and a t-shirt, no helmet, on a curvy mountain road.  BUT... he was wearing gloves.  Must be a massage therapist or something.  ;D
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Evil_Ductator

oh yea it was 90 degrees in SoCal today, I saw squids EVERYWHERE.  One of them was on a 1098S Tricolore so I couldn't hate too much... ;)

mstevens

Quote from: msincredible on May 15, 2008, 11:58:06 AM
Try out the Squid Purity Test for a few laughs.

I liked question 92. And number 30 made no sense at all.
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wllgmr

Quote from: Hank on May 16, 2008, 02:16:32 AM
Typical squid, doing typical squid behavior:



Did somebody mention vagina's?  :-*
This guy should check his fork oil, I think it might be a little low. :'(
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