So I am playing this Poker Game tonight...

[c_rex]

Everyone takes one off the top of the deck and hangs it on their forehead.  Last man standing takes it all- and then buys rounds (and a new deck of friggen cards!)

[Jobu]

Always check the deck before starting a game.  A make the beast with two backsing monkey can count to 52.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Always check the deck before starting a game.  A make the beast with two backsing monkey can count to 52.

And always read the thread before you post. 

The Deck was totally Fudged up to. It had 52 cards but it had many duplicates.