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Have you ever wanted to date your cousin?

Started by soapyloving, April 09, 2009, 07:33:53 PM

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herm

#60
April 10, 2009, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on April 10, 2009, 06:39:15 PM
poor form?  do you have an audience during said boning?

no, but have you ever met a family that could keep a secret?
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ducatiz

#61
April 10, 2009, 09:51:48 PM
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2009, 09:42:38 PM
no, but have you ever met a family that could keep a secret?

absolutely, my deceased uncle Nate was an OSS operative and remained with the CIA thru the early 1970s.  my pop and nate's wife were the only ones who knew the truth and pop never told me until 2002, 10 years after uncle nate passed away at 95 yo.

we were all told he worked for a garment company and spent time in the far east scouting factories and materials...
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NAKID

#62
April 11, 2009, 05:50:00 AM
So, your family CAN'T keep a secret. Otherwise you wouldn't know that about your uncle!  ;D
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ducatiz

#63
April 11, 2009, 05:52:14 AM
Quote from: NAKID on April 11, 2009, 05:50:00 AM
So, your family CAN'T keep a secret. Otherwise you wouldn't know that about your uncle!  ;D

i thought the rule was that once someone is dead, it's no biggie

i pulled all of his non-classified records i could find via FOIA, he had a pretty interesting career.
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That Nice Guy Beck!

#64
April 11, 2009, 08:28:31 AM
how did this thread blow up

ducatiz

#65
April 11, 2009, 09:42:39 AM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on April 11, 2009, 08:28:31 AM
how did this thread blow up

you're the Demolition Man
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

herm

#67
April 11, 2009, 08:34:10 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on April 10, 2009, 09:51:48 PM
absolutely, my deceased uncle Nate was an OSS operative and remained with the CIA thru the early 1970s.  my pop and nate's wife were the only ones who knew the truth and pop never told me until 2002, 10 years after uncle nate passed away at 95 yo.

we were all told he worked for a garment company and spent time in the far east scouting factories and materials...

like nakid said,.....thats proof that family cant keep a secret. how does the saying go? "if more than one person knows, its not a secret"
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Bun-bun

#68
April 11, 2009, 08:38:07 PM
Quote from: herm on April 11, 2009, 08:34:10 PM
like nakid said,.....thats proof that family cant keep a secret. how does the saying go? "if more than one person knows, its not a secret"
I thought it was "Two people can keep a secret, if one of them is dead."
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nateqwik

#69
April 11, 2009, 08:55:01 PM
WHAT KIND OF NUTTY THREAD IS THIS?!?!?

duccarlos

#71
April 12, 2009, 09:06:19 PM
Quote from: nateqwik on April 11, 2009, 08:55:01 PM
WHAT KIND OF NUTTY THREAD IS THIS?!?!?

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herm

#72
April 12, 2009, 09:25:42 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on April 11, 2009, 08:38:07 PM
I thought it was "Two people can keep a secret, if one of them is dead."

that works too [thumbsup]
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Sinister

#73
April 13, 2009, 09:16:10 AM
My cousin is 5'-10", shaves his head, and looks like a wookie...so, no, I have never wanted to date my cousin.
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ducatiz

#74
April 13, 2009, 09:23:46 AM
Quote from: Sinister on April 13, 2009, 09:16:10 AM
My cousin is 5'-10", shaves his head, and looks like a wookie...so, no, I have never wanted to date my cousin.

how can he look like a wookie being only 5'10 and with a shaved head..

sounds more like an old, tall ewok
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