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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: The Married Pip on January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
unnecessary...
not your fault you're young.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: The Married Pip on January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
Because you're a dik dik in love?
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: DRKWNG on January 06, 2012, 04:35:15 PM
Because you're a dik dik in love?
Don thin so Looocie...
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: ducpainter on January 06, 2012, 04:40:14 PM
Don thin so Looocie...
does chocolate enhance the experience?
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Dunno
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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What did Matador do?
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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To realize the value of nine months:
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"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: ducpainter on January 08, 2012, 05:31:02 PM
What did Matador do?
a better question is what he has not done.
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Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 08, 2012, 05:19:30 PM
Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.
You're allowed to diss those two. Just don't be dissin' me Broncos team.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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It's not nice to tease your elders...
Even if they did come ashore at Plymouth Rock...
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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I am putting myself in time out here for this
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new
some people are just douchebags...
and some people just need killin...
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: zooom on February 07, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
I am putting myself in time out here for this
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new
some people are just douchebags...
and some people just need killin...
Having a bad day? That time of the month?
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Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: duccarlos on February 08, 2012, 03:48:02 AM
Having a bad day? That time of the month?
I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...pair that with the fact that I'd much rather be out riding than at work....but I just don't get much time to do that lately...
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: zooom on February 08, 2012, 04:08:41 AM
I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...<snip>
really?
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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