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Author Topic: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread  (Read 91468 times)
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« Reply #135 on: January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM »
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
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« Reply #136 on: January 06, 2012, 04:30:26 PM »
Quote from: The Married Pip on January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
unnecessary...

not your fault you're young. Grin
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« Reply #137 on: January 06, 2012, 04:35:15 PM »
Quote from: The Married Pip on January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.

Because you're a dik dik in love?
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« Reply #138 on: January 06, 2012, 04:40:14 PM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on January 06, 2012, 04:35:15 PM
Because you're a dik dik in love?
Don thin so Looocie...
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« Reply #139 on: January 06, 2012, 04:43:42 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on January 06, 2012, 04:40:14 PM
Don thin so Looocie...
does chocolate enhance the experience?
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« Reply #140 on: January 06, 2012, 05:05:21 PM »
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« Reply #141 on: January 08, 2012, 05:19:30 PM »
Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.
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« Reply #142 on: January 08, 2012, 05:31:02 PM »
What did Matador do?
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« Reply #143 on: January 08, 2012, 08:52:56 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on January 08, 2012, 05:31:02 PM
What did Matador do?
a better question is what he has not done.
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« Reply #144 on: January 08, 2012, 09:18:16 PM »
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 08, 2012, 05:19:30 PM
Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.

You're allowed to diss those two.  Just don't be dissin' me Broncos team.

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« Reply #145 on: January 22, 2012, 06:13:25 PM »
It's not nice to tease your elders...

Even if they did come ashore at Plymouth Rock...








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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #146 on: February 07, 2012, 10:45:55 AM »
I am putting myself in time out here for this

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new

some people are just douchebags...

and some people just need killin...
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« Reply #147 on: February 08, 2012, 03:48:02 AM »
Quote from: zooom on February 07, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
I am putting myself in time out here for this

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new

some people are just douchebags...

and some people just need killin...

Having a bad day? That time of the month?
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my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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« Reply #148 on: February 08, 2012, 04:08:41 AM »
Quote from: duccarlos on February 08, 2012, 03:48:02 AM
Having a bad day? That time of the month?

I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...pair that with the fact that I'd much rather be out riding than at work....but I just don't get much time to do that lately...
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« Reply #149 on: February 08, 2012, 04:10:14 AM »
Quote from: zooom on February 08, 2012, 04:08:41 AM
I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...<snip>
really?  Tongue
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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