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the seventh sign of the apocalypse

Started by Grampa, May 01, 2009, 09:34:32 AM

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Grampa

May 01, 2009, 09:34:32 AM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

the_Journeyman

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May 01, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
Opening tune Salt & Pepa's Push It?

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Sinister

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May 01, 2009, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 01, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
Opening tune Salt & Pepa's Push It?

JM

That's what this thread needed, a touch of class.  [laugh]
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

erkishhorde

#3
May 01, 2009, 10:29:57 AM
Heh, child services are gonna get her now.  [roll] Was wondering how long that was going to take. Funny how she's trying to copyright the term Octomom. Shouldn't someone else be able to beat her to it? I know it's a name referring to her but she didn't come up with it.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

pennyrobber

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May 01, 2009, 10:45:54 AM
The next thing she pushes out could very well be a locust swarm.
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

Oldfisti

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May 01, 2009, 02:21:30 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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