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Kentucky Derby (Most Likely will turn into a SPOILER)

Started by cyrus buelton, May 02, 2009, 03:13:34 PM

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cyrus buelton

May 02, 2009, 03:13:34 PM
I love the Derby.

I don't think I have missed watching one since I was 10 or 11.


I even got to go one year.

holy shit, is the infield a crazy ass time!


GO HORSE!
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superjohn

#1
May 02, 2009, 03:38:20 PM
That was a pretty good race, and I don't usually watch. Wish I'd had money on the winner.

Sinister

#2
May 02, 2009, 03:47:44 PM
I think they should barbecue the loser, afterwards.
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Magnus

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May 02, 2009, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: Sinister on May 02, 2009, 03:47:44 PM
I think they should barbecue the loser, afterwards.

so bbq 18 horses in this case?  hope you're hungry!
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Sinister

#4
May 02, 2009, 04:31:26 PM
Quote from: Magnus on May 02, 2009, 04:17:07 PM
so bbq 18 horses in this case?  hope you're hungry!

The dead-last loser, I mean.  Sorry I wasn't more clear.  I mean, really, the horse that ends up dead last is most likely getting shot, anyway.  Might as well make tasty snacks out of him.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

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cyrus buelton

#5
May 02, 2009, 04:44:19 PM
how about that shit?


50 to 1 odds!!!!
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Sinister

#6
May 02, 2009, 04:51:29 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 02, 2009, 04:44:19 PM
how about that shit?

I don't want the shit; you can have it.  Although, I'm sure it would do wonders for your roses.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

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Magnus

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May 02, 2009, 05:11:45 PM
Quote from: Sinister on May 02, 2009, 04:31:26 PM
The dead-last loser, I mean.  Sorry I wasn't more clear.  I mean, really, the horse that ends up dead last is most likely getting shot, anyway.  Might as well make tasty snacks out of him.

yeah man, except they don't shoot horses anymore, they go with lethal injection.  and they don't do that when they lose, only when they get seriously hurt.  and most horses in this race cost hundreds of thousands of dollars and up...   but yeah, good point!!
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Kopfjäger

#8
May 02, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
Mine That Bird      paid $103.20.   ;D
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ducpainter

#9
May 02, 2009, 05:44:19 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on May 02, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
Mine That Bird      paid $103.20.   ;D
Did you have it?
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Kopfjäger

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May 02, 2009, 05:45:26 PM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

ducpainter

#11
May 02, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Sinister

#12
May 02, 2009, 07:39:55 PM
Quote from: Magnus on May 02, 2009, 05:11:45 PM
yeah man, except they don't shoot horses anymore, they go with lethal injection.  and they don't do that when they lose, only when they get seriously hurt.  and most horses in this race cost hundreds of thousands of dollars and up...   but yeah, good point!!

You're wound kinda tight, aren't you?  We all know it would never happen; I'm just saying, "perfect excuse for a barbecue."
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

LA

#13
May 02, 2009, 08:24:45 PM
I saw the race while I had dinner in a local Mex restaurant - no sound.

Amazing how when he started to move up all the rest of the field look as if bolted to the track.  Hell of a run. [thumbsup]

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#14
May 02, 2009, 09:40:23 PM
Been sitting at the local track all evening celebrating. I had 3 win tickets. 2 of them were for $10 and one was a $50 to win. Guess which one I put $50 to win?  ;D I hit a jackpot on a quarter machine earlier in the casino and met my dad at his table. He goes, "You gonna put anything on the derby?" I said, hell I suppose...what are the worst 3 horses. I will bet on all 3 of them to win. He laughed, called me an idiot and then called the guy over so I could make my bets. As the race was coming into the stretch, he told me that I was buying him the prime rib for dinner. Hehe.

Needless to say, after tonight, I don't feel at all guilty about buying the trackbike and depleting a good chunk of my savings to do it...I just put it all back in, ate Prime Rib for dinner and still ended up quite a bit ahead.  [drink]
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